ALL RIGHT! Tell me about yourself.
here we go...




and you are...?


age, sex, and location...


how'd you stumble upon my humble abode?


if you want me to e-mail you, put 'er here:


like the site?


got a URL? link? homepage? anything? put 'er HERE:


onto the better stuff!

favorite artist/poet/soap/source-of-inspiration:


like music? really? what kind?:


a ridiculous fear/phobia that you harbor...


republican/democrat/"independent"/communist/ignorant of such things


hobbies/sports/etc.



fill in the blank!!

there's a ______ in my head.


i eat______to make myself happy.


______ really pisses me off.


_____ is something that puts the shine in my shoes, the twinkle in my eye, the kitten in my caboodle


also...

religious orientation:


(( i would rather))

be strung by my molars and dragged through the dirt than listen to anything by celine dion
live my life in solitude hiding naked among the affluent's potted plants
tuck my pants into my socks every day to avoid developing a debilitating stutter
shoot myself in the foot before i chose any of the previous

i would like you to know that...

rip your little heart out. what's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you? (puberty does NOT count.)

all done! any last words?