Dartingon Fair

Are you going to Dartington Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and cannabis.
Remember me with dreads in my hair.
If only you could, but you're too fucking stoned.

Tell her to make me a cannabis spliff.
Parsley sage, Mary Jane and 'shrooms.
Without tobacco, just perfectly formed.
Then she'll be a true love of mine .

Tell her to score me some ecstasy pills.
LSD, speed and ketamine.
Fuck it all, lets double drop.
Then I'll be loved up for a while.

Tell her to get me some crack cocaine.
Fuck parsley, rosemary whatever.
Remember what the drugs did to me.
Now I am an NHS junkie.

Are you going to Dartington Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and cannabis.
Remember me with dreads in my hair.
If only you could, but you're too fucking stoned.

Words by Dr Hemp. Guitar arrangement by Martin Carthy and ripped of by Paul Simon.