Caned In Totnes is an essential source of humorous information on sex, drugs and politics, which is not intended for the easily offended.

We are pleased to celebrate the third birthday of this web site, which has so far received over one million visits from around the world.

The Government have finally seen the light and kind of legalised cannabis so all you stoners out there are free to puff the weed without fear of arrest or persecution from the authorities. We are expecting Dutch style cannabis coffee shops to open up and down the country in the near future. Go on blind boy, you know you want it!

We had a good response to our Halloween competition giving away some freshly picked Dartmoor Liberty Cap magic mushrooms. Here are the answers:

The Halloween Festival was originally?

a) An American idea to sell children's sweets
b) The Celtic Day of the Dead
c) A Christian saintly holiday
d) A Hollywood horror blockbuster trilogy

The Halloween festival was originally the Celtic day of the dead.

Halloween is traditionally associated with witches, but where does the word witch actually come from?

a) It's a misspelling of the word which
b) A popular UK consumer magazine
c) From the Anglo Saxon word for knowledge
d) A sprig of wood

Witch come from the Anglo Saxon word for knowledge.

Our tiebreaker was to draw a magic mushroom inspired picture of a ghoul that might come come visiting on Halloween and because it be a twisted soul, you'd wish it pass over.

Many thanks to Dave Hedgehog for supplying the winning picture and I'm sure all the villagers of Widecombe will be out with their pitch forks if this menelovent spirit ever comes a visiting.

Competition

To celebrate the virtual legalisation of cannabis in the UK, we are giving away a packet of outdoor cananbis seeds.

Design a poster with a catchy advertising slogan to promote the UK's new cannabis laws and the use of cannabis. The best entry will win a packet of Sweet Purple from Paradise Seeds.

The closing date is May 1^st 2004 and all entries should be sent to [email protected]. Please send the correct answers along with a picture in either jpg or gif file format.

Caned in Totnes Pot Pic

Puff the magic dragon

Many thanks to Doug for sending us this pic of his pet dragon who is checking out his new cannabis plant. Doug informs us he will be keeping an eye on Puff when the buds start to show.

If you have a good pic of your pet with some homegrown marijuana plants and would like to include it in our online photo gallery of pot pics then please send a jpg or gif of your homegrown ganja to [email protected].

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Magic mushrooms		Charlie
Ecstasy		Bibliography
Pot pics		Links page
Dr Hemp		Guestbook

At last ... Caned In Totnes hemp t-shirts. Well, we've been promising them for ages and they're finally here. Pot Seeds have kindly produced some Caned In Totnes t-shirts of a marijuana leaf painted by Totnes based artist Dan Wheatley. They also have a fine selection of humorous hemp t-shirts and are promising more stock soon. All t-shirts they sell are made by the UK Hemp Union and are the first and still the best 65% Hemp T-shirts in the world. Each t-shirt weighs approximately 330g and has a reinforced heavyweight collar and side slits on the bottom. It comes in a natural creamy colour with a slightly open weave. All prints are done using water based, lead free and cruelty free environmental inks. To keep informed about more great hemp related products and site updates then why not join Dr Hemp's e-mail list.

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