My Clothes Are Fucked!
Probably the most common type of Geeky Bass Player, the "Fucked Threader" plays shitty Bass lines in almost every music venue, every night. Often gyrating their necks and questioning their sexuality, these Geeks run the show. They all shop at the same store - though we can't figure out where that is exactly, but we think it is the same store that Comedians and Elementary School Teachers shop at.
