dontlikehippies: hi, beautiful
Applesauceone: hi. hemoglobin
dontlikehippies: how have you been?
Applesauceone: im great
Applesauceone: who is this?
dontlikehippies: hahaha...you seriously don't know?
Applesauceone: ive seen the screen name
Applesauceone: but i dont remember
dontlikehippies: try and guess
Applesauceone: ahh i dont know
dontlikehippies: this is great
dontlikehippies: i'll give you a hint
dontlikehippies: i'm white
Applesauceone: well. .yeaaa
dontlikehippies: about 5'6
dontlikehippies: 36-28-34
Applesauceone: i dunno
dontlikehippies: we've slept in the same bed before
dontlikehippies: but i'm sure that doesn't narrow things down at all
Applesauceone: is it a girl or guy?
Applesauceone: and ha whatever to the last comment you made
Applesauceone: sac
dontlikehippies: my god, ashleigh!
dontlikehippies: you're such a cunt sometimes
Applesauceone: amanda?
Applesauceone: ahh i dont know
dontlikehippies: do you seriously think amanda's 5'6?
Applesauceone: oh haha
Applesauceone: and amanda wouldnt use punctuation
dontlikehippies: let's be rational
Applesauceone: i have no idea
Applesauceone: im going insane
dontlikehippies: my god...how many people have you slept with?
Applesauceone: i dont even know if its a girl or a guy. anytime my friends that are girls spend the night we sleep in the same bed
dontlikehippies: wait... i think we ALL know the answer to that question
Applesauceone: ?
dontlikehippies: as to your sleeping habits
Applesauceone: i dont sleep w... what?
Applesauceone: is it adam?
Applesauceone: wait
Applesauceone: god i dont even know
dontlikehippies: would a guy give you his measurements?
Applesauceone: i dont know
Applesauceone: i dont even know how measurements work
dontlikehippies: damn, you're slow
Applesauceone: ahh i know
dontlikehippies: okay...there's things called inches
Applesauceone: just freaking tell me who it is
Applesauceone: thats the fastest way to get the job done
dontlikehippies: that's no fun
dontlikehippies: you don't remember me, and I'll never let you forget
dontlikehippies: have you been doing drugs again?
Applesauceone: i dont do drugs taint
dontlikehippies: i think we all know the truth about that, chode
Applesauceone: about what? i dont do drugs
Applesauceone: clodhopper
dontlikehippies: i bet you money eric would know me
Applesauceone: probably
dontlikehippies: trans-gender whorebag
Applesauceone: how did you know i was trans gender?
dontlikehippies: eric told me
Applesauceone: god. he shouldve kept the secret.
Applesauceone: haha
dontlikehippies: he felt bad that i drove all the way to gainesville
dontlikehippies: so he told me a juicy secret
Applesauceone: krystal?
Applesauceone: susan?
Applesauceone: whatasr=- sdglsihgsd,fjdsf
Applesauceone: i dont know
dontlikehippies: he also told me you like to have ice cubes put up your butt
Applesauceone: ewwwwwwwwww
Applesauceone: i do not
dontlikehippies: something about "poopsicles"
Applesauceone: hhahhaha thats sick
dontlikehippies: i told him i'd give him $20 if he ate one
Applesauceone: okay but seriously. who is this?
dontlikehippies: i can't believe you don't know
dontlikehippies: i hate you for not knowing
dontlikehippies: i'll always hate you for it
Applesauceone: i remember the s/n though!
Applesauceone: well hate me and tell me who it is
dontlikehippies: ...nevermind...i love you
Applesauceone: ha. i love you too
Applesauceone: cleetus
dontlikehippies: close
dontlikehippies: start's with a c
Applesauceone: chester?
dontlikehippies: by the way, i lied about my measurements
Applesauceone: chett?
Applesauceone: well i wouldnt know who you were from them anyways
dontlikehippies: i'm not that short and curvy
dontlikehippies: we used to go to school together
dontlikehippies: before we dropped out
Applesauceone: steven?
dontlikehippies: think, ashleigh...does steven start with a "c"?
Applesauceone: haha
Applesauceone: oh
dontlikehippies: maybe we should have stayed in school
Applesauceone: haha i have no idea
dontlikehippies: wait...
dontlikehippies: i meant a "d"
Applesauceone: a d what?
dontlikehippies: my name starts with a "d"
dontlikehippies: you're such a goob
Applesauceone: then why did you say it started with a c?
dontlikehippies: i forgot
dontlikehippies: why'd you guess steven?
Applesauceone: i only know of like 3 people that dropped out
dontlikehippies: steven starts with an s
Applesauceone: i know a david
dontlikehippies: that starts with a d
dontlikehippies: but slightly wrong
Applesauceone: is it a girl or guy?
dontlikehippies: i'm a guy
dontlikehippies: snatch-goblin
Applesauceone: how have you slept in the same bed with me?
dontlikehippies: well...you were sleeping. i was kinda just watching
Applesauceone: ?
Applesauceone: that totally weirds me out
Applesauceone: where were we?
Applesauceone: and when was it?
dontlikehippies: hey--quick question:
do girls get any sort of sexual pleasure from getting their nipples pierced?
Applesauceone: ewwwwwwwwww
Applesauceone: i hope not
dontlikehippies: you were sleeping at your house
dontlikehippies: k
Applesauceone: my house house?
Applesauceone: or my apartment?
dontlikehippies: well...it may not have been your house
dontlikehippies: but you were in a house
Applesauceone: i cant think of a guy whos name starts with a d and went to school with me and dropped out and has seen me sleep
Applesauceone: when was it?
dontlikehippies: i was outside, but i felt like i was inside with you
Applesauceone: huh?
dontlikehippies: when you were sleeping
dontlikehippies: i'm not sure whose house it was
Applesauceone: when was this?
dontlikehippies: that's not important
Applesauceone: yes huh
dontlikehippies: what matters is that i felt a connection to you that night
Applesauceone: because you stood outside and watched me sleep?
dontlikehippies: even though i had to walk like 80 miles down a stupid driveway to get to a window
dontlikehippies: yeah
dontlikehippies: and it's more than just some weird sexual fantasy
Applesauceone: yea. i have no idea
dontlikehippies: we became close that night
Applesauceone: how? you were outside
dontlikehippies: but i felt like we really bonded
Applesauceone: well i would say the same.. but..? i dont know who it is!!!!
dontlikehippies: oh crap...i've been writing in the wrong IM window this whole time!
dontlikehippies: i'm sorry
dontlikehippies: i wanted "Applesaucetwo"
Applesauceone: applesaucetwo is taken by my friend
Applesauceone: they made it up and never use it because it was a joke
dontlikehippies: sorry for the inconvenience
Applesauceone: and you wouldnt know about eric
Applesauceone: sac
dontlikehippies: it's a different eric
dontlikehippies: eric johnson
Applesauceone: well either way. i know this s/n so who is it?
dontlikehippies: you've never seen this sn before in your life, ashleigh
Applesauceone: and how would you know my name?
Applesauceone: and how its spelled?
dontlikehippies: i don't even think danielle ever showed it to you
dontlikehippies: it's a common name
dontlikehippies: i'm a good guesser
Applesauceone: im soooo confused
dontlikehippies: it was all just a big misunderstanding
Applesauceone: im totally not believing that
dontlikehippies: did dani tell you yet?
dontlikehippies: i swear i'm not a stalker
dontlikehippies: just have too much free time
Applesauceone: oh. so this is danis david
Applesauceone: dude. i swear ive seen this screen name
dontlikehippies: in the future, you probably should call the cops
dontlikehippies: that's just really weird
Applesauceone: i thought it was one of my friends because i recognized the s/n
dontlikehippies: what's worse is the fact that you didn't even block my screen name
dontlikehippies: no you didn't
dontlikehippies: you've never seen it before
Applesauceone: i swear then ive seen one just like it'
Applesauceone: even amanda said it looked familiar
dontlikehippies: i've gotta go now...there's gotta be some lonely 13-year-old boy who wants to "cyber" with a really hot 19-year-old
dontlikehippies: did you just warn me?
dontlikehippies: dirty cunt...
Applesauceone: no im not on aim
Applesauceone: i cant
Applesauceone: sac
dontlikehippies: who is?
dontlikehippies: whorebag
Applesauceone: i dont know
Applesauceone: frito
dontlikehippies: i think there's something you're not telling me
dontlikehippies: ok i'm leaving now
dontlikehippies: danielle's being neglected
dontlikehippies: bye
Applesauceone: ?
Applesauceone: bye