Once upon a time there were some girl guides in Mt Colah. They decided to bake some brownies. But not ordinary brownies. These were magic brownies. The brownies, once eaten, would bring maltesers to life and make everything good. The girl guides wanted to spread the happiness so they started selling them to the local inhabitants of Mt Colah. Then all of Mt Colah was happy and the maltesers were happy coz they were alive.
The End.
(But theres more)
One day in the land of happy people, a carrot fell from the sky. Large, green, obnoxious, but oh so beautiful it was. "You may call me Larry" it said. We called it Larry for months, even years, until one day it left! And the world rejoiced. Gone are the days of flying carrots.They no longer fall.
I can see you. Your head is so large and full of cheeze.
The End
(But there's more)
Once upon the time, the Man in the Moon, who was called Bob the Builder got lonely so he came to earth where he meet Mr Cow. The moon jumped over the cow and the dish ran away with the spoon, leaving the knife and fork to play by themselves. Then Bob the Builder went home and had some brownies and was happy.
The End
Your a goose *Quack* (i think that's what they say)
I thought they said 'Goose'
This was copied word for word from the piece of paper it was written on.