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Disk porn
Dear Zincberg, Is it appropriate to use a disk drive while watching porn?

Thanks; Horny

Dear horny
I think the practise you are questioning is a very dangerous one. Firstly, you need to understand what a disk drive is. A disk drive is a computer device for storing, saving and accessing information. It is generally made of metal and has lots of sharp edges. I would suggest that you should try using one of the following when you are looking at porn.
1. your hand
2. someone elses hand (not without their consent)
3. a soft and moist part of your partners body (again..not without their consent)
4. a farmyard animal (not without the farmers consent)
5. the farmer himself (not without his consent)
6. a sledge hammer
You should never use a sharp hard implement like a disk drive, you could damage it and render it useless.
thank you for your time
zincberg

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