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fasg

dear zincberg,
What is a Gnome? And what does FASG mean?

signed,
Lilgirl

dear lilgirl,
These are two common questions. A gnome is a strange little beast...that will happily come into your house and steal your underpants. Their arch enemies are the stompers...who seem to enjoy picking pieces of gnome from between their toes. Gnomes are generally small, ugly little critters...often heard speaking with posh english accents.
the term fasg comes from an ex-wrestling site...put quite simply, it is a spelling mistake of the word "fags"...to put it quite complexly fasg is the essence of evil in our lives. i would recommend that any time you see or hear the word fasg...you reply with the words "i love you".
thank you for your time
zincberg


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