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gnome secrets
zincberg, Why is it that it's ok to cover garden gnomes in secrets in the name of art and yet you can't eat poison Ivy without getting a rash?

sincerely yours,
gnome king

dear gnome king,
Good question! It is ok to cover garden gnomes in secrets in the name of art because of the following two laws.
law #1. (from the gnome book of laws). section 1;2d. You may not cover garden gnomes.
law #2. (from the book of art)...Art is defined by perception of the creator. If the said creator decides to cover a garden gnome in secrets in the name of art, THAT IS OK.
The reason you cant eat poison ivy without getting a rash is because you aren't cooking it right. If you soak the poison ivy in 3.2 pounds of yak fat, you will find that it takes away the active ingredient (rashmakeusitch) and renders it a purely delicious meal. Incidently, if you cover the yak fat in secrets in the name of art, it makes a lovelly mothers day gift.
thank you for your time
zincberg

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