| |
 |
Ask Dr Hemp
September - October
2001.
Scroll down the page to read the very first ever set of
questions sent to Dr Hemp. Remember if you have a marijuana or drugs
related question - you can e-mail Dr Hemp at
[email protected].
Also, for love and sex advice you can ask the Caned In
Totnes sex agony aunt - Dr Hump. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
How do Rizla
justify King Size when their only use is for j's? Who wants a fag that long? I
mean they must blatantly know that caners everywhere use them and their helpful
cardboard packaging for joints. Also, how do shops get away with selling bongs
and pipes, they haven't any legal uses at all?
"Oh I want to use my
nice big water cooled bong for tobacco" - yeah sure you do mate! Fuck the pigs
and the prudes and the beer boys and lets all cane happily ever after, is there
a map of where Totnes is? It sounds a great place - cheers Dr
Hemp!
Regards,
Chris
Kenny. |
Dear
Chris,
Rizla Blue
Original King Size are just the most superb cigarette papers known on Earth -
someone obviously tokes in their marketing department and saw an opening.
It's legal sell bongs and pipes as they can be classified as ornaments.
Do you have another use in mind? By the way if you are going to use tobacco in
a bong use Arabic cherry flavoured tobacco and of course our favourite
weed.
Totnes is in the South Hams in South Devon, England. You are
welcome to come and visit anytime to get caned in Totnes with me.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
We are two 18
year old girls who have just recently started partaking in herbal enjoyment.
But we were wondering how do we know we aren't getting ripped off? Is 28 squid
about right for a teenth of fat buddage? Were we not gnarling our heads up on
all these bifters, we would gladly go out and find out for ourselves (you know
what its like!).
Hope our question doesn't interfere too much with one
of your many caning seshs.
Yours canedly,
Sens Amelia and Mary Juana .
P.S.
Totnes sounds like a caners heaven, how about showing us around one day? |
Dear
Sens Amelia and Mary
Juana,
Thanks for your e-mail, and no of course you aren't
interfering with one of my caning sessions. Yes, you are indeed getting ripped
off in a big way! In the UK you should pay no more than £20 - £25
for an eighth of skunk, or so I hear. I suggest you find a better dealer.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp.
P.S. Totnes is a caners heaven, and I would gladly show you
around if you are ever down this way. |
Dear
Dr Hemp (bear in mind I'm
caned),
I love my phat spliffs but I've hit a bit of a dilemma over
baccy used for hash joints. One too many hits on a baccy laden J can send you
over the edge into the world of sickness and ill health.
Question is,
what are some alternatives to pack out your rockets and preferably won't make
you sick or addicted to smoking? And I love my reefers so I'm not changing over
to bongs/pipes. You lose all the wicked sharing passing toking rituals
associated with the herbal wonders.
Yours sincerely,
Jack
"spliff-a-day-keeps-the-doctor-away" Harris.
P.S. Can you think of
any more names for marijuana rolled in paper? |
Dear
Jack,
There is no easy
answer to this question.
Find your local grower and try and gain access
to some waste shade leaf or alternatively look into self-sufficiency, which is
a lot less public and can be kept much more covert if required.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp.
P.S. In answer to the second question I am swearing rather
loudly at the moment trying to find some! I don't suppose you've got any blue
ones have you? |
Dear
Dr Hemp ( I know who u
are!),
I have been suffering from stress over recent weeks as I have not
had the money or inclination for long haul pot searching missions! As I need
dope to help me with my stress I was wondering whether you had any good advice
to keep me in a constant fat supply of plenty of dope!
Yours in
hope,
The fairy from down the
road! |
Dear
Fairy from down the road,
If
you know who I am then come over to our place where I am sure you will be able
to partake in much pot smoking, magic mushrooms, a visit from Uncle Charleton
and I can't think of anything beginning with the letter
'E'.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Michael,
Yes, vaporisers are
indeed a very good way to get stoned. You can buy them from head shops or mail
order. Check out this web site:
www.bongshop.co.uk, intended for legal use only of course
:-)
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Ronnie,
Take a trip to
Amsterdam or you can get them via mail order from all good hemp magazines.
Also, check out this website:
www.potseeds.co.uk.
Also, it is not illegal to take
the seeds out of Holland into Britain and it is not illegal to posses them in
Britain.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
Hey, I was
wondering why when I inject the oxycodone sometimes I get way too buzzed out
and can't breath... but other times I just want more. I usually shoot about
20-30 mg; sometimes every 2 hours, other times just once a day.
Regards,
Rip
Roar. |
Dear
Rip Roar,
Have you ever
thought about taking proper drugs?
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I take 3-4 hits
every day. They are going to do a drug screening next week. Please advise what,
if anything I can do? I don't drink or take any other
medication.
Regards,
David
Dickter. |
Dear
David,
Just chill out, smoke
another hit and stop stressing.
There are plenty of detox formulas
available on the market and the good news is that you can even buy them online.
The best people probably are
www.testclear.com and I would
strongly recommend them.
There is also lots of this stuff advertised in
the magazine 'High Times' - www.hightimes.com. You need never worry about a drug test
again ;-)
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
How can you
have already received a letter when you only just started this
feature?
Yours sincerely,
Confused. |
Dear
Confused,
Simple, we made it
up in order to give you the general idea of how this works. However, please
keep your pot/drug related questions coming in, and I will be more than happy
to give you some free pot advice, unless of course you want to send me some
money or drugs in return.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
|
Scroll down to read old questions to Dr Hemp. 