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Dr Hemp offers responsible drugs advice to young and old
from all around the world.
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Please email questions to [email protected]. The
best questions win a packet of cannabis seeds and the most stupid ones receive
a Dumb Question Award along with some grotty soapbar from
Torquay. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
Can you help me
out, as I just can't make up my mind? I am thinking of buying some herbal
ecstasy and would like some advice on which is the best.
I'm a keen
mushroom grower and have been taking ecstasy for 4 years now, so I've been on a
journey or two.
Regards,
John. |
Dear
John,
Obviously, the best
herbal high on the market is Dr Hemp's U4Ea. This will give you great bursts of
energy and keep you dancing all night with that nice loved up feeling, but
without the nasty comedown associated with chemical street drugs.
Don't'
take too much if you're planning to go to bed early. I personally recommend and
endorse this fantastic healthy herbal elixir. Go buy some now from
www.potseeds.co.uk/highs/index.htm#dutchSmart15
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
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Dear
Dr Hemp,
Your site
rules, it's so helpful to stoners and as far as I am concerned it has put you
up there with Howard Marks and a few select others as the most helpful
individuals in this great several world of ours.
I read your advice on
the best soil mix for growing (one third perlite or vermiculite, one third
horticultural silver sand and one third coconut husk or peat free compost) but
I was just wondering how you prepare it? It's mainly the coconut husk bit that
I'm a bit unsure about. Do I loosen all the fibres of the husk until I have
loads of individual fibres then just mix it in with the sand and perlite so
that it's evenly distributed?
That's my guess, but I just wanted to
check with the don!
Thanks,
A pig in a cage on
antibiotics. |
Dear
Pig in a cage on
antibiotics,
I fear you are a victim of the evil chemical
corporations who feed you daily on unnecessary antibiotics, whilst keeping you
imprisoned against your will in a cage on death row.
We meat eaters, by
proxy, end up eating bacon sandwiches filled to the brim with toxic chemicals
and poisons, which alter our DNA structure and impair the immune system of us
and our offspring for generations to come.
As to how you prepare the
three part ganja soil mix, oddly enough, you thoroughly mix it together with
approximately one third portions of each mix.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I hope this
isn't a dumb question, but if you are caught in possession of weed seed, even
skunk seeds, can you be prosecuted in the UK (say in the last few
years)?
Regards,
Clair. |
Dear
Clair,
Cannabis
seeds are legal to buy, own or sell in the UK (in fact they are in most
countries with the notable exception of the USA and a few others).
This
might ordinarily merit a dumb question award and the grotty Torquay soapbar
that comes with it. However, you have given me an excellent opportunity to plug
my new brand of cannabis seeds that I've just launched in the form of Dr Hemp's
Seeds.
Dr Hemp's Seeds are my very own range of 11 top quality Dutch F1
cannabis seeds, including popular strains such as White Widow, Super Skunk,
Jack Herer and Hindu Kush.
These cannabis seeds have been developed in
The Netherlands and have been thoroughly tested through a special selection
process, with a germination rate of over 95%.
Sadly for me, I have to
make regular visits to The Netherlands to personally test the quality of the
end product, once the seeds have fully matured and harvested into smokable bud.
Alas, I'm afraid someone has to do these awful jobs and I only hope I become
incredibly rich in the process for all my sacrifices.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
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Dear
Dr Hemp,
I'm just your
everyday Joe Shmo, who is tired of the bastard bud dealers keeping myself and
all my buds broke. As a man, I've decided to D.I.Y it.
I plan to go with
the tried and true ebb and flow system, but my main concern is which light to
get without breaking the bank! I'm thinking a 5 plant set-up would do just
nicely to keep myself and a few buds smoking for a fraction of the street
price.
So Dr, my question to you is, for a pot snob like me who loves it
sticky, should I get an inexpensive 400w HPS or a switchable ballast 400w MH
and HPS, or would a 1000w HPS do the trick? During flowering does 1000w HPS
make much of a difference compared to 1400w HPS?
Regards,
Joe. |
Dear
Joe,
Well done for opting for
the self sufficient option. This is what I've been urging the world to do for
several years now on this web site and I'm thrilled to learn that more and more
people are taking my advice by growing their own cannabis.
Ultimately,
the more you spend on your grow room set up, the better the end results will
be, however this will also depend on how good a grower your are.
As you
are only going for a small set up then the 400w UV light will be fine if you
don't want to break the bank. Switch to a 400w sodium light for the flowering
stage and change the nutrients accordingly. Stroll through my past archives on
this web site for handy cannabis grow trips and check out the forums of
www.overgrow.com.
As you expand your grow operation
you can always spend more money for a better set up. For larger grow rooms or
commercial projects, more cash should be spent on equipment, and it'll be well
worth it. Many commercial growers use the cheapest growing methods and seeds
available, whereas the hobby home grower tends to spend more money on his
growing equipment, thus will generally harvest the lovely sticky bud you yearn
for.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
Using
spaceships and curious theories involving the speed of light and things, it is
possible to in effect "travel into the future". Is it possible, theoretically
or otherwise, to travel backwards into the past?
I once met someone who
later stole my wallet. I'd like to go back and teach him a thing or two about
brotherly love.
In anticipation,
Pete. |
Dear
Pete,
It is yet unproven that
you can physically travel forwards or backwards in time. Spiritually this can
definitely be done.
I suggest you travel back in time to before the
thief's parents were born and assassinate them, thus changing the timeline with
the theft of your wallet. Be careful, as the temporal disruptions may cause you
to also be assassinated at some point; for further information study the
Terminator films and the latest series of Enterprise on Sky
1.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I was wondering
if you knew which type of magic mushrooms are most potent?
I once took a
bunch of shrooms that were pretty potent, but I never got the name of them. I
am trying to order some spores and want to know which ones to get. Any ideas?
Thanks,
Casei.
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Dear Casei,
The strongest
magic mushrooms in the world are said to be Psilocybe cyanescens from
Canada.
Welsh and Dartmoor Liberty Caps are world renowned for their
strong and enjoyable psychedelic effects. The strongest mushrooms you can find
on the British high street are Hawaiian Coplandia, which are legally imported
from The Netherlands.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I recently
bought Mexican magic mushrooms from Camden market, North London (I was assured
by the seller that these were an ideal species for the first time user, which I
am). The problem is I have received greatly varied advice with regards to
dosage. One guy told me 10 grams, an internet site specified 1 gram, while
another suggested 5 grams.
I am a newcomer and the last thing I want to
do is overdose (I'm not so keen on hallucinations). Any advice would be
helpful. The mushrooms in question are fresh.
Yours,
Owen. |
Dear
Owen,
First of all,
may I take this opportunity to say how excellent I think it is that you can
legally buy magic mushrooms openly on Camden Market; it restores some faith in
British society and our future.
If you're not keen on hallucinations
then why are you playing with the mushroom Goddess?
Smaller doses may
bring about a state of euphoria with only mild visual altered perceptions,
although, different people react uniquely. It sounds like you don't want to be
starting with a strong dose, remember you can always take more, if you like the
effects, but it's harder to bring yourself down if you've taken too many. If
this does happen, caffeine and vitamin C are reputed to bring you
down.
In terms of overdosing, Dutch studies showed magic mushrooms had a
low potential for abuse, less than tobacco or alcohol, and they are non-toxic.
So I shouldn't worry too much, as long as you take in sensible surroundings and
moderate your dose.
Regards,
Dr Hemp . |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I have a couple
of mushrooms that are turning a crazy blue colour and don't look like normal
North West Florida shrooms, but I think they might be because of my research
that says the blue spores are trippy.
I'll give you a description; they
are white and have blue rings from the centre outward. The rings are like those
of a tree's growth rings. I would take them if I was stupid, but I'm not sure,
so I thought I'd ask you if I should do them or not?
Regards,
Sjon. |
Dear
Sjon,
It's extremely
unadvisable to consume any fungi that you cannot correctly identify, as there
are some magic mushrooms that resemble highly poisonous or even deadly
mushrooms. Isn't it fortunate in Europe we can legally buy fresh properly
identified psilocybin mushrooms and/ or grow kits on the high streets in town
centres, thus greatly eliminating the risk of deaths by people picking deadly
mushrooms in the wild by mistake. What a shame the backward USA chooses to have
draconian magic mushrooms laws, even though this puts lives at risk,
particularly amongst youngsters.
Magic mushrooms are less toxic than
caffeine, so as long as you are consuming the right kind, no physical harm will
come to you, and they even have medicinal healing qualities, though care should
be taken with large doses.
A cautionary tale, you don't want to end up
like a guy I met on Vancouver Island who had eaten several ounces of slimy
banded cortinarius, which resemble cyenesance pylocybe, but they had unknown
side effects and toxicity. The poor guy was poisoned for months and the
hospital had no antidote; I remember him telling me "after sunrise I ain't
never coming down!"
It is of regret there are certain fascists in
Britain and other parts of Europe, who are trying to break international laws
and stop the legal sale fresh magic mushrooms, just to further their own
prohibitionist lies and scaremongering, even though in reality, these fascists
cause infinitely more harm than good.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I have just
ordered some Hawaiian Baby Woodrose seeds, but I am wondering if they are legal
in the UK?
Cheers,
Andy. |
Dear
Andy,
Yes they are legal in the UK;
in fact they're legal in all countries.
The international convention on
Narcotics states: "Plants as such are not, -it is submitted-are also not
likely to be, listed in Schedule I, but only some products obtained from
plants. Article 7 therefore does not apply to plants as such from which
substances in Schedule I may be obtained, nor does any other provision of the
Vienna Convention. Moreover, the cultivation of plants from which psychotropic
substances are obtained is not controlled by the Vienna Convention. (...) The
inclusion in Schedule I of the active principle of a substance does not mean
that the substance itself is also included therein if it is a substance clearly
distinct from the substance constituting its active principle. This view is in
accordance with the traditional understanding of that question in the field of
international drug control. Neither the crown (fruit, mescal button) of the
Peyote cactus (...) nor Psilocybe mushrooms themselves are included in Schedule
I, but only their respective active principles, mescaline (...) and psilocybin
(psilocin, psilotsin)."
This means magic mushrooms, peyote buttons,
LSA-containing seeds, San Pedro cacti, even datura, if you want to go there
(you probably don't), are completely legal and any fascists that try to tell
you otherwise are simply wrong and do not know international
law.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I just stumbled
onto the web site and I don't know why I haven't before. I have a question for
the all-knowing. Why is that lately, when my girlfriend smokes marijuana (and
I'm talking about even low grade stuff) she suffers from accelerated heart
rate, dizziness, nausea, trouble breathing, and extreme paranoia?
It
wasn't always like this. Is she is one of those one or two hit and quit
smokers? It doesn't really make any sense to us and we would like to know,
because she used to enjoy the herb very much, but is now a little weary of it.
Please help, Dr Hemp!
Regards,
Victor.
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Dear
Victor,
You're obviously
going out with a lightweight bint. In my day, girls could chuff the holy dagga
until the cows come home.
Give her some ephredra to get her libido
going again and improve her breathing. As for the paranoia, inform her we live
in a dark and frightening world; all her fears are real, so she might as well
hide from this outside world in a cannabis induced stupor.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
As you have
most likely heard that Homelands is on this again this year, and it will be my
first time going, but am worried about the dreaded sniffer dogs. I will be
taking ecstasy with me and so will some friends. Although most of my friends
have been before and say there is not a lot to worry about, however, in the
back of my mind it does haunt me a little of course! I'm not a dealer or an
addict; I'm just a DJ who earns a living, keeps a misses and a baby girl.
My other half says she will hide them, but I wont let her, as the
thought of her getting busted will do my head in.
Please
help!
Yours,
Dj
Doolittle. |
Dear
Dj Doolittle,
You're a
decent guy who simply wants to let his hair down and have some fun with some
filthy chemicals. You and I both know there are fascists out there who would
begrudge you this little recreational pastime and have your liberty taken away
for this at tax-payers expense (you fund them).
It's not a pretty
solution, but if you don't want to be detected by the fascists and endure all
the grief that would ensue, then I suggest you shove your pills where the sun
don't shine. Your desire to protect your misses is admirable, but to be honest,
let's respect women's lib, after all she's going to partake too and will be
able to smuggle twice as many drugs on her person as you.
Enjoy the
Homelands festival!
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
My name is Levi
and I live in America (unfortunately) so I was wondering if you could help me
out with a legal question. I have asked everyone I could think of and looked
all over the Internet for the answer (which is different every time), until I
found your website. Since you seem to be a highly educated man in these matters
(no pun intended), I figured I would shoot it to you.
Is it legal to buy
feminized seeds from outside of America and have them shipped to
America?
Sorry if you've already answered this and thanks for taking the
time out.
Regards,
Justin. |
Dear
Justin,
It is unfortunate you
live in blood thirsty America, where billions of dollars are spent on wars in
far off lands, while their cities are rife with poverty and gun crime, and they
won't even allow from a bit of harmless marijuana. Such is their hatred of the
hemp plant, which is mainly because it is a cheap and more economical
alternative to cotton and wood paper, they could even spend money sending you
to prison if you are caught with cannabis seeds, let alone the final grown
product.
The good news is, Bush's botty boy Blair, continues to allow us
in Britain to buy and sell cannabis seeds, including some very good and
reasonably priced 100% female seeds. There are plenty of companies who will
ship seeds to the USA, often hidden in some clever way to get past US
customs.
Thanks,
Dr
Hemp. |
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Dear
Dr Hemp,
As you seem to
be a fairly enlightened man (no arse licking intended). I was wondering what
you thought of Tommy Chong's recent nine month jail sentence, for endorsing
pipes n bongs n shit.
Cheers,
Woody . |
Dear
Woody,
I am enlightened,
not just fairly.
I thought Chong's recent incarceration in the land of
the free was outrageous, if only his rich so-called mate Cheech stood by him in
his hour of need, rather than pretending to be a cop on mainstream American
television.
I'm glad I don't live in hillbilly America where you can buy
a gun at the supermarket, but get sent to prison if you want to get high. I
fear the DEA would have a shit fit if they knew about all the cannabis seeds
and magic mushroom grow kits I keep sending to America, with false customs
declarations.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I want to let
you know you have been a true inspiration to an American stoner living in
constant, but hazy, persecution.
My friends and I have recently been
enjoying a few months of constant smoking, and the parts I remember have never
been more fun.
However, we have encountered a snag. A friend of mine
was just suspended at school for suspicion of drug dealing, and by suspicion I
mean he wasn't carrying anything illegal, but a snitch said he was a pothead.
He was completely clean and yet he was suspended and will possibly be
expelled. Can you possible explain why he is getting the book thrown at him
while the guy who put someone else in a coma last week was suspended for three
days and not even arrested?
Fuck America man I'm coming to
Totnes.
Peace,
Matt. |
Dear
Matt,
Sorry to hear about the
harassment your mates are receiving in the land of the free for having fun
smoking cannabis. This is yet another typical example of the edgy paranoia that
is prevalent in the USA.
It says a lot about the values of the American
establishment when a suspected (but not proven) marijuana user is denied an
education, yet a proven violent thug is tolerated. No wonder you want to get
out and come to Europe.
The best advice I can give is to tell your
friend to indignantly deny the allegation and demand a drug test, which he can
easily cheat. To do this he should abstain from smoking pot until they do the
test. Prior to the test, he should drink a cleansing drink and then plenty of
water, which he will then pee out to provide the urine sample. If you read past
answers on this web site, you'll find more answers in greater detail explaining
how to cheat a drug test.
If he still gets expelled, tell him not to
worry too much, as this will give him lots of kudos with his peers and will
have much more time on his hands to do fun things like smoking pot and playing
on the X-box.
At the end of the day, you will need to fight to change
America yourself, and no that doesn't mean I suggest you take a Tech-9 into
your school to waste all the snitches.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
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Dear Dr
Hemp,
I've recently discovered your web site. You have many good
facts and tips! But what's with all the bashing of the American Military? I'm
in the Air Force myself and I feel quite proud defending my country, I just
don't know why you think that's such a bad thing.
Yours truly,
Andrew. |
Dear
Andrew,
I'll try to put it
in simplistic turns, as you've been brainwashed by the American
media.
Think of George Bush as Darth Vader, an evil and loyal servant to
the corporate empires, and you as one of the stormtroopers of the said evil
empire sent to destroy life on our Ewok planet as we know it.
Do you get
it now! Look into the mirror and get out of your Tie Fighter and into a
Millennium Falkon to join the rebel alliance. May the farce be with
you!
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I am interested
in trying Peyote, but I am unsure about how much dosage is required to make an
effect?
Also can you recommend any links to any reliable (and
inexpensive) suppliers please? I live along the south coast of the
UK.
Thanks,
Adam. |
Dear
Adam,
For all your
ornamental and sacramental cacti needs visit
www.potseeds.co.uk/peyote/.
Your decision to meet the great peyote God is a leap into the unknown; have
faith and may you find what you seek.
A moderate dose would be a couple
of 15 year old buttons; if you want a stronger adventure, simply take more. I
consumed 8 or so large buttons in the Mexican desert and had a life changing
experience.
Older peyote buttons are quite rare and therefore fairly
expensive. San Pedro is a more cost effective alternative, although, not
entirely the same, as there are rumoured to be more alkaloids present in peyote
that make you trip. You could also buy some peyote grow kits or a large number
of 4 year old peyote, which you can then grow and nurture to take in 10 to 15
years in the future. The buttons do grow back, so once they are ready for
journeying, you can repeat the experience annually.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
I have been a fan of the site for years, it always makes for
an interesting read and the drug tips come in handy. It has been at least a
year since the last time I checked things out and I can't help but notice a big
change in your tone in your recent replies.
It seems you have gone all
Goddessy mystical shamanic on us? Don't get me wrong, drugs and spirit make a
dandy combination. My question is what tuned you into universal
consciousness/love/light and rainbows? Or is this new tone merely a way of
dressing up Dr Hemp for entertainment value?
Big hugs,
Andrea. |
Dear
Andrea,
I've recently
undergone massive spiritual enlightenment due to getting high on my own supply.
I've sampled all of my own products, including Horse Killer, magic mushrooms
and Dr Hemp's U4Ea.
Together with living in Totnes, this has turned me
all shamanistic and Goddessy. I'm surrounded by crystals, bongos and
didgeridoos. I'm off too my new-age therepy workshop next weekend, but don't
worry, as I'll be back in town dressed up in my baggy white trousers and a head
band to answer yet more questions about the cosmic universe to entertain my
loyal devoted fans!
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
First up just want to say if there were more people like you
sir the world would be a better place!
I started smoking pot about a
month ago, and I've been stoned every Saturday. It's great! The only problem
is, each Sunday I wake up with a prick of a runny nose that won't go away until
the next day. It's not like when I have a cold (thick gooey), it's really
runny, and I can taste pot every time I sniffle. It's really annoying; I go
through about 50 tissues the following day! Could this be because I'm smoking
through a pipe? What could I do to get rid of this super runny
nose?
I've tried the obvious flu medication, but they don't seem to help
much. Thanks in advance.
Regards,
Matthew. |
Dear
Matthew,
What a shame
you're one of those wheezy asthmatic types who suffer from permanent colds or
allergies. Smoking marijuana certainly, will not help your condition, nor will
those corporate supplied flu medications, which are simply putting more toxins
into your body, when you need to be getting rid of them.
Go on a detox,
have regular acupuncture sessions, study qui gong and get into the mother
Goddess more often.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
My boyfriend is an avid shroom and smack user. He wants me to
try the stuff, but I'm not sure about it. I want to know the side effects and
how long they will last before they wear off, but he won't tell me anything.
Seen as how you are the expert that you are, I was thinking that you could tell
me.
Sincerely,
Marie. |
Dear
Marie,
What is
your boyfriend asking you to try? Smack or magic mushrooms? They are complete
opposites! Smack will depress, sedate and nullify all thought process, not to
mention is highly addictive, whereas, magic mushrooms will stimulate, enlighten
and induce euphoric thought process and visuals.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear Dr Hemp,
Are you still giving advice about
cannabis?
Regards,
James. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I have just
washed all my weed in the washing machine. I rinsed it off and am drying it.
It's all still in big buds. It will be ok won't it?
Regards,
Joshua. |
Dear
Joshua,
I've done that before
and I'm sorry to inform you it will not be all right. Sell it to someone you
don't like and buy some more for you to smoke.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I recently sent
a letter and I would like it if you didn't publish my email if it gets
published.
Regards,
Smokey
McPot. |
Dear
Smokey McPot,
Don't worry;
we're not going to publish your previous letter, because it contained material
too controversial for this web site.
You can now sleep at night, rest
assured that nobody knows about your secret grow room.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
My problem is amongst many others a frequent one. I live on a
beautiful island called Mauritius situated to the east of South Africa in the
Indian Ocean (just to let you know about the place) coz it's really a paradise
on earth here, if you can get me!
The real problem here is that the
country's law is very strict about marijuana and although we do get the world's
best stuff here it's getting rarer and rarer.
What I would like you to
tell me is how to grow marijuana without catching anyone's eye, may it be from
the air, ground, or smell, etc., I have tried (obviously!) many times but the
plant always died when it was small, so please could you help me?
Thanks
in Advance!
To all hemp smoker's,
Fardeen. |
Dear
Fardeen,
Thank you for your
email, I'm over the moon to receive a letter from tropical paradise of
Mauritius.
Well, laws are made to be broken, and don't you think it's
about time you staged a coup led by cannabis crazed
revolutionaries?
Once you have overthrown the cannabis hating fascists
that govern your country, you can grow thousands of tonnes of finest quality
marijuana, as your climate is perfect for this. You can then export this lovely
crop to the UK where Blair has recently legalised da ganja; keep a little bit
left for yourselves and open up a string of Dutch style coffeeshops, attracting
drug tourism from around the world. This will do wonders for the economy of
your tiny Indian Ocean paradise.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I was just
sitting here thinking if I were to put cough syrup into a bong instead of water
or just mix it in with bong water and smoke some dank out of the bong, would I
achieve a much higher high? Or is this really a stupid question, because I was
thinking that maybe all the DXM in the cough syrup could some how be picked up
in the THC smoke of the weed and could be smoked?
I haven't tried this
yet, but if anyone else does before I do please let me know what the effects
were. I am trying to achieve this hallucinating effect, i.e., the 4th
plateau!
Yours,
Derek. |
Dear
Derek,
Jacob the blues
doctor has a recipe for Benelyn, brandy and blueys (Valium), which will make
you feel worse than the cheapest and nastiest scag Liverpool or Torquay has to
offer.
Cannabis is a natural herb that induces that stoned feeling,
whereas, chemical drugs, prescribed or non-prescribed, are a recipe for a
zombie mind.
If you want to experiment with bong fillers, try cheap
vodka or brandy or even fruit juice; read some past questions for more
scientific factual information on bong fillers.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
I will soon be visiting a theme park and I had the idea of
being stoned on the roller coasters. Now that the idea of being high on the
ride has become close to me, I feel it's not worth going unless I get
stoned.
However, smoking in a family theme park could be risky so I
intend to make some space cakes. I have the recipe for them handy, but I would
like to know if cooking hash brownies will make my house smell, as this would
be a huge problem as I still live with tight parents. I'd appreciate your
help.
Yours,
Roberto. |
Dear
Roberto,
Walt Disney would
approve, as he visited the famous Mazatec curandera, Maria Sabina, who
introduced him to magic mushrooms. The cartoon Fantazia was produced after his
visit to psychedelic Mexico.
I reckon the thrill rides will be even more
thrilling under the influence of marijuana; or even better if you can lay your
hands on some magic mushrooms or LSD. You may well end up having a whitey and
puking on your fellow passengers, but this is all part of the fun!
If
you use solids for your hash brownies, then I doubt it will make much of an
odour.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
I'm planning a trip in early September to the Burning Man
festival in northern Nevada. I will be driving a vehicle towing a camper. I
understand that the law is setting up roadside random vehicle drug searches
with drug sniffing dogs. How can I hide and conceal pot from the dogs?
Regards,
Brian.
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Dear
Brian,
My brother has visited
the Burning Man festival in Nevada and he did get hassle from the American
police on the way. As always, the best way to conceal cannabis is to keep it in
air tight containers and use traditional canine deterrents, such as pepper,
citrus, aniseed, etc.,. Coffee jars are useful, as coffee is also a useful
canine deterrent.
Good luck, we hope to start our own Burning Man
festival in the South West of England in the near future. We envisage an effigy
of a corporate giant with all the logos of the most unfavourable and world
destroying corporations pinned to it, such as McDonalds, ICI, Monsanto, Shell,
etc., flaming arrows will be fired into the effigy to ignite the flame of a
massive drug induced free party. Watch this space!
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
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