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Ask Dr Hemp
Past archives August/ September
2002.
Scroll down the page to read past questions sent to our
pot expert, Dr Hemp. Remember if you have a hemp or drugs related question
- you can e-mail Dr Hemp at [email protected].
Also, for love and sex advice you can ask the Caned In
Totnes sex agony aunt - Dr Hump. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I heard David
Blunkett, the Home Secretary, was going to effectively legalise cannabis in the
UK and then I heard he hadn't really, yet it might be ok to smoke a spliff next
year, unless I move to London where it will be ok to do so now, but it won't
really, especially if you're caught selling the stuff?
Please could you
clarify David Blunkett's new Government policy on cannabis, as I'm a bit
confused?
Regards,
Ray. |
Dear
Ray,
I'm not quite sure what
to make of the Government's new policy on cannabis; I heard David Blunkett's
speech to parliament on the radio and I came to the conclusion the man is a
fool who simply hasn't got a clue.
What Blunkett seemed to be saying was
cannabis is still bad in his opinion, but not quite as bad as they might have
previously indicated, yet he then went on to say it would still be illegal and
the police could still arrest and send you to prison for possession if they
wanted to.
To confuse matters even more, he then went on to say he was
going to increase the penalties for dealing in cannabis, so I would like to ask
him where he thinks cannabis comes from? Do these people who are now sort of
allowed to possess cannabis have to magic it up from thin air? I don't think
so, they have to go to dealers who in my book offer a very useful service to
the community and I hold in far greater respect than I do for a man who only
last week announced his plans to abolish basic human rights that have been
enshrined in British law for over 800 years. I'm of course talking about
Blunkett's decision to abolish the double jeopardy rule and the automatic right
to trial by jury, which will of course lead to even more innocent people being
sent to British prisons.
Furthermore, this lunatic is planning to spend
millions of pounds on a National Identity Card scheme in Britain that anybody
with an ounce of self-respect will refuse to own. When will our corrupt
politicians learn the people of this country are more than a bit of plastic
whose duty it is to blindly follow everything the Government says and pay tax
for them to spend on silly domes or bombing mud huts in Afghanistan or
Iraq?
Before they let this twit into Parliament he used to be in charge
of Sheffield City Council, which he nearly bankrupt while he was their leader.
It's hardly surprising he's proved to be such a disaster in his new job; the
scary thing is he says he wants to become Prime Minister; well looking at his
past record, I think I'll emigrate to Switzerland or Portugal if he does and
then I'll be legally allowed to take whatever recreational drugs of my choice
without interference from authoritarian New Labour wankers like David
Blunkett.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I have a drug
test in a few days time, what should I do? I haven't smoked weed since the Mike
Tyson fight and I think that was last month.
Anyway I only smoke weed
occasionally now, but in high school I smoked everyday. Do you think that it
might show up in my system? I really want this job and I hope it doesn't show
up in my system. If you know anything that can help me, or what method I should
use, I would appreciate it.
Thanks,
Brandi. |
Dear
Billy,
Had you browsed
through my previous answers, you'd have found the information you're looking
for, as drug testing is the most common subject I receive letters on.
If
you're young, slim and fit weed will only show for 28 days at most in your
body; probably less, especially if you're not a heavy smoker. This is because
THC is fat-soluble.
To be on the safe side; drink some detox herbal
teas, (Yogi Bhajan's Ancient Herbal Formula Detox Tea and/ or cranberry juice
will do the job) the night before and on the morning of the test and then
before the test drink as much water as you can, pee this out, drink another
load of water and use this for the test.
Remember to use the middle of
your pee, as this is less concentrated. Take a vitamin B12 to keep the yellow
colour in your piss to avoid any suspicion you're cheating the test.
If
you can't get hold of detox teas or cranberry juice, there are some very good
detox drinks on the market guaranteed to ensure you pass that test. Check out
the web site of
Test Clear for some great
products to help you fool that test. Remember, you will still need to drink
water, as well as the detox formula.
In addition to detox drinks,
Test Clear also have instant
powdered urine; which is probably the easiest way to fool a drug test, as they
generally don' t watch you piss for privacy reasons. This is a much better
option, as you don't have to fool around drinking lots of water, teas, detox
formulas, etc.,
Contrary to what the nosy bastards who do these tests
say, these methods do work and thousands of recreational drug users fool these
tests every week. They only tell you not to try and cheat the test to put you
off doing so, as they know these methods actually do work.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
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Dear
Dr Hemp,
I am curious as
to the length of time that THC can be detected in the bloodstream.
I am
required to take a drug test for the field that I am going into and after
smoking marijuana habitually for the past four years in college; I need to know
so I can delay applying for this job until I am positive that the test will
come back negative.
Thank you,
Tim. |
Dear
Tim,
THC can be
detected in the blood for up to 72 hours; however, it can be detected in you
pee from 3 - 90 days; for more information, please refer to past answers on
this site.
Interestingly enough, there was a debate on BBC Radio 4
recently proposing cannabis be given the same legal status as
alcohol.
Speaking against the motion was this complete tit called
Peter Hitchens, who
is a Daily Mail
journalist and self-appointed guardian of the UK's moral values.
Apart
from saying nonsense that cannabis was much more dangerous than alcohol and
induced violence in its users, the twat was arguing cannabis should not be
legalised, because cannabis users might drive a vehicle.
Someone did
point out, although they felt nobody should drive when stoned, driving ability
is much more impaired under the influence of alcohol than cannabis, to which
Peter Hitchens
replied: "Ah, but cannabis stays in your system for up to 30 days, so it should
not be legalised".
Although it is true THC can be stored in your fat for
as long as 90 days, (so the idiot didn't even get that one right); THC which
has passed from your blood into your fat cells will have no effect whatsoever
on your state of mind. If it did, people would only need to smoke joints once
every few weeks, making all us stoners great savings.
Unfortunately,
truth, honesty and facts do not play any bearing when it comes to
Peter Hitchens'
opinion; I've had the misfortune of reading some of his columns in the Daily
Mail and I've often wondered what kind of upbringing this smarmy git had to
grow up to be such a dull square prude.
So don't worry, if you have a
blood test, simply abstain for a few days before the test and if you ever have
a piss test then take the advice in my previous answer.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
A few mates and
me have just finished our exams and we are all potheads. To celebrate the end
of our GCSE's we want to get hold of some LSD. We live in Gloucestershire, but
cannot seem to get hold of any no matter how hard we try!
So we were
just wondering if it is generally hard to get hold of, or if we are not looking
in the right places and if we are not, please could you point us in the right
direction.
If not, what other mind-blowing hallucinogens are
there?
Cheers,
Fraser. |
Dear
Fraser,
What a good idea to celebrate the end of
your GCSE's with an LSD trip, I remember doing exactly the same when I left
school and I bet you never had a school trip as good as an LSD
trip.
Sadly LSD is not the easiest drug to get hold of and I was
horrified to hear LSD may become even scarcer due to many major laboratories in
the USA shutting down following a large bust. This is only one story I've heard
and I hope it's not true, as LSD is a very useful chemical and can be most
enjoyable.
If you are unable to get hold of any LSD then a good legal
alternative is Hawaiian Baby Woodrose seeds, which contain LSA and can give you
a trip lasting 16 - 24 hours.
Good luck with your quest and be careful,
as LSD or LSA can be fucking powerful; make sure you know what you're doing and
always take in pleasant surroundings.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I'm 15 and I've been smoking for about four
years and now one of my friends and me want to start a business as we have two
male cannabis plants. They're each about one foot high and growing well so far,
but I was wondering how we could raise the THC levels higher because I heard
males are not as strong as female's.
So if you could give me some advice
I would really appreciate it thanks.
Many thanks,
Mike. |
Dear
Mike,
You'll be pleased to
know I braved a visit to Torquay and we're now in plentiful supply of soap-bar,
which of course you win for sending such a dumb question.
Like the
soap-bar we're sending you, there is little THC in male cannabis plants. If you
want to get stoned, you're going to have to get some decent female cuttings or
buy some F1 cannabis seeds from
Pot Seeds and sex the
plant yourself. Remember, you'll need to grow them under lights if you live in
the UK, as it's too late to be planting outdoors this year.
Regards,
Dr Hemp . |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
My MDMA
research website is finally online. I would appreciate if you could either
place a link to your site or include my letter. I am seeking around 1,000
participants to complete my questionnaire in attempt to discover the facts
about ecstasy and personality without making value judgements. The address
is:
http://www.ecstasyresune.net/
Yours
sincerely,
Andrea. |
Dear
Andrea,
Good to hear from
you again, I hope many readers of this site visit your web site and fill in
your anonymous questionnaire.
Please keep us informed of the
results.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I find your
site utterly disgusting! You are teaching people how to get high and do drugs
and encouraging people to start. Drugs are horrible and I've never tried them
before and never will.
I demand that you close your site immediately
otherwise I'll contact the authorities.
Yours,
Julian Haw. |
Dear
Julian,
Are you serious
man? I'm so scared. Well at least your e-mail gave me a good laugh.
Actually, my site is very popular and I have no intention of closing it
down, you can tell the authorities if you want, yet I think they already know
about it. I'm afraid we still have something called freedom of speech in the
UK, so why don't you piss off!
Regards,
Dr Hemp.
P.S. I think you
are right not to take drugs as they can be fun and have enlightening qualities,
which I'm sure would be completely alien to you. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
Could you tell
me the price of a good ounce of skunk in England and roughly how many regular
sized spliffs that would get me. I've never bought that much before and I'm
just not sure about whether I'm gonna get ripped off or not.
Please
don't tell me to grow my own, as I'm 17 and still live with my parents, which
means growing is out of the question.
Cheers,
Kabir. |
Dear
Kabir,
In the UK, a good
ounce of skunk should cost anywhere between £100 - £150, depending
on how good your contacts are.
I'm sure one ounce of skunk could make
you many spliffs, but I haven't got a clue as to the exact amount. Why don't
you count how many spliffs you make from your ounce of skunk - that is if you
can be bothered; I certainly can't.
Finally, if you're parents won't let
you grow your own, why don't you leave home and set up a grow room in your own
place?
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I'm 56yrs and a bit slow. (Retired UK Cop -
HONEST!)
Is uncooked hemp sold for fishing an industrial hemp with 3%
THC? I know it's low in THC, but I am a tight bastard. Can I grow this stuff
and smoke a bloody big joint and get a moderate high?
Regards,
Geoff . |
Dear
Geoff ,
Congratulations on
being the first member, or former member at least, of the Constabulary to
receive a Dumb Question Award.
As you're no longer a serving member of
the Police force, you have obviously lost your access to free drugs; therefore
your best option is definitely to grow your own.
Yes you are a tight
bastard, as I'm sure many of your former colleagues are too; that's probably
because you've had many years of smoking drugs you have confiscated from the
general public and not put through the books.
Of course you won't get
high from smoking industrial hemp you idiot (less than 0.2% THC); go and set
yourself up with a grow room and some seeds from
www.potseeds.co.uk so
you can do the job properly.
If you want expand and grow big time
commercial crops of cannabis, I'm sure you'll have plenty of connections to
ensure you don't get busted. Lucky you!
An ounce of soap-bar is on it's
way to you, which will have the same amount of THC that is in the industrial
hemp you were thinking of buying.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I've been
visiting your site for a long time and find it very informative but more
importantly damn funny.
I have been reading a lot of articles on this
substance GHB and with most things I am curious to try it. As far as I know its
legal to buy in the UK? I have found only one site, which sells it at a
reasonable price.
Is it worth the money (a bit more than a bottle of
decent vodka for a small amount)? I have heard it can give you a loved up
feeling similar to ecstasy but without the cracked out feelings the next day/
week. Basically is it a worthwhile drug? Am I likely to collapse like a tramp
in a club if I take a little too much by accident?
Cheers,
Gary. |
Dear
Gary,
GHB was used to fill
the gap when the politicians made ecstasy illegal. It's not as good as ecstasy
and it can have unpleasant side effects. In larger doses it brings on sleep and
has even caused some people to go into a coma; though it is worth noting there
has never been a recorded death from the use of GHB alone, though there have
been fatalities when it has been mixed with alcohol.
Sound and vision
distortions can be experienced with GHB and used in conjunction with speed can
make the hit last for a few hours.
The killjoys have since found out
about GHB and banned it in both the USA and more recently in Britain too. In
view of this, I should stick with ecstasy (MDMA) as it's much more fun and if
you can lay your hands on some decent pills or powder, I see no reason why you
should want to try GHB (other than a one off) instead of MDMA, as they're now
both illegal, thanks to our boring politicians who hate to see people enjoying
themselves on anything other than tobacco or alcohol.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I'm 12 years
old and my brother is a serious stoner. I have always looked up to him. Now I
have become very interested in the art and science of smoking and selling weed.
But I'm uncertain about what age to begin smoking and selling.
Am I
some kind of freak for being interested so young? Will I miserably fail at my
dream to one day become a successful dealer and smoker?
Please help me
Dr Hemp.
Sincerely,
Chloe. |
Dear
Chloe,
My my, 12 years old is
actually quite young to start smoking pot; I didn't start until I was 15,
however, I did start drinking way before this (but I don't recommend this and
certainly less so than marijuana).
Now, as for contemplating getting
into dealing at 12 years of age, I'm not sure this is a good idea either; what
would Peter
Hitchens think? He'd probably have kittens at the very thought.
I
guess young people will do what they want to do and if I tell you not to,
you'll probably be more likely to do so and become a really big time drug
dealer.
However, a word in your ear, you're still quite young and please
if only for the good doctor, can you wait a few years? I know it sucks, but
you'll thank me for it one day and in the mean time you should do as much
research as possible into growing marijuana; there are plenty of good books for
you to study and web sites to read.
In a few years time, you could be an
accomplished marijuana grower and you could even sell some to your friends to
help finance your years through college or university.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
Could you tell me where it is legal to cultivate in the USA.
If you could help out I would be grateful.
Regards,
Kyle. |
Dear
Kyle,
I've heard they're
about to legalise in Nevada, which if true, is quite a development, as Nevada
used to have a reputation for being one of the more draconian states with
regards to drugs.
As far as my conscience goes, it's a plant that grows
naturally and therefore should be legal to grow anywhere.
The only
people who say you shouldn't grow cannabis are our foolish politicians who in
my opinion are the least qualified group of people on the planet to comment on
any moral issue.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I am from
Bournemouth on the south coast of England. Where can I find mushroom fields in
the surrounding area?
Can you help with locations?
Cheers Dr
Hemp. Keep up the good work. Excellent site mate!
Regards,
Linkin. |
Dear
Linkin,
Magic mushroom
season is around the corner, so it's about time I answered a few shroom
questions.
Luckily for you, I know the Bournemouth area a bit. First of
all, you're not that far from the New Forest where there'll be millions of the
little gems. Canford Heath is another good spot, as are some of the parks and
golf courses in the area.
Basically, you will often find magic mushrooms
in the autumn in any green area, which gets a decent amount of rainfall and has
not been ploughed for a good few years.
If you cannot wait for mushroom
season and/ or want to try mushrooms from a different country or are unsure
what to pick then you should buy a
Magic Mushroom
Grow Kit.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I am a
17-year-old guy (not that it matters) that lives in Iowa, USA. I love your web
site because it broadens my view of the world, much like marijuana. I've smoked
weed occasionally for about a year now, thanks to my loving brother who opened
my eyes for the first time.
I love your site as I have previously
mentioned, but I have one small problem. When you are asked questions involving
mushrooms, you tell about what it does, what they look like and such. But you
have never said where to find them. This I need to know.
I don't have
any connections to buy weed, because I live out in the middle of nowhere.
Therefore I have been looking for alternative ways of getting ripped. You said
that nutmeg could get you stoned. Well doctor, I have consumed quite a bit of
it and I have yet to get messed up, other then a slight twinge of numbness in
my arms and legs. I can hold it down quite well but nothing happens. What the
hell is up man?
So Dr Hemp, please please tell me, why wont I get high
off nutmeg and where do shrooms grow. Thank you much man, I don't know where
else to go.
Regards,
Pierson. |
Dear
Pierson,
I get many e-mails
from people in America, especially Iowa. In fact you're not the first person
from Iowa to ask me where to find magic mushrooms.
To be honest, I only
know where to pick magic mushrooms in the UK. Liberty Caps, which are the most
common hallucinogenic fungi to be found in Britain, will be springing up in
late September/ October.
I believe Liberty Caps are also found in the
USA and I've even heard of people picking them on the White House lawn. There
are other kinds of magic mushrooms to be found all over the world; I've been
told some of the strongest ones are found in Hawaii. Go get yourself a good
book and do research on the Internet; maybe some of your friends know where to
pick them. This is very important, as there are highly poisonous mushrooms,
which it is important to also be able to recognise.
With regards to
nutmeg, I can assure you it is possible to get very wasted by eating nutmeg,
however, I really shouldn't bother. There are much nicer highs (legal or
illegal) to experience, however, if you want more information check out the
Erowid Nutmeg Vault.
Some powerful legal highs
include Morning Glory seeds and Hawaiian Baby Woodrose; for more information
see www.potseeds.co.uk/highs/.
A word of caution though,
these seeds are extremely strong (especially the Woodrose) and should only be
done if you have previous experience of psychedelics. Read up about them first
and only take in pleasant surroundings; please don't take them down the pub for
a laugh. You might be better off sticking with illegal cannabis, which is much
less potent.
If you do decide to try these seeds, this is one of the few
times I should ever recommend having a Valium handy, because if it does go
horribly wrong, this will help bring the effects down. Don't get me wrong, in
the right surrounding these seeds can be very interesting and great fun, yet
don't think because they are small little seeds that are not illegal, they
cannot be that good. Illegal marijuana or illegal ecstasy is nowhere near as
powerful as Hawaiin Baby Woodrose seeds.
Make sure you you read the
ALL the information www.erowid.org before you even begin to contemplate taking
these seeds, they are not toys.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
What kinda stuff around the house can clean
the resin out of pipes?
Thanks,
Jeremy. |
Dear
Jeremy,
A pipe cleaner makes an
ideal tool for cleaning a pipe. If you haven't got one, then buy some from your
local tobacconist.
If you're desperate, you can use a paperclip or the
inside of a ballpoint pen or small screwdriver.
You'll soon need to
clean your pipe regularly if you're brave enough to smoke some of the soap-bar
we're giving you for sending in the dumb question.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
Just a quick
question me and my friend have been smoking cannabis for about 8 - 9
years and living in England have had the occasional misfortune of smoking real
tacky resin when we can't get hold of any weed.
Now my question is what
the fuck is in resin? We reckon that plastic gets melted into it at some stage,
as we have often found veins of it running through the resin. Is it also true
that the darker the resin the shittier it is? Exactly how bad compared to weed
is it!
Hope you can answer our questions!
Regards,
Iain. |
Dear
Iain,
It sounds to me you
are another victim of soap-bar, which is apparently sold in places like
Leicester, Birmingham, much of Scotland, Liverpool, Luton, Salford and of
course Torquay.
Soap-bar is very uncommon outside of Britain and France;
it's unheard of in the States.
Much soap-bar is made in Holland, Morocco
or Spain, though it is seldom smoked in any of these countries and you
certainly won't find it on the menu of any coffeeshop in Holland.
I'm
sorry to tell you it was plastic you found in that shit you bought, as some
unscrupulous dealers don't care or know what they are selling to you; it's all
about money.
Soap-bar, is basically the last remnants of cannabis
plants, mixed with rubber, henna, plastics, glues and all sorts of other nasty
stuff. It is very hard and needs a great deal of heating to soften it and
becomes hard again very quickly. It is not true the darker the resin the
shittier it is; remember there are some lovely solids available on the market
and proper cannabis resin from various different counties should have distinct
colours and smell lovely.
Funny how our politicians say they don't want
to legalise cannabis because they are so concerned about our health, yet the
very fact it has been made illegal means this kind of rubbish is sold on the
streets. Legalisation would put an end to soap-bar and prevent the most
dangerous kind of cannabis smoke being inhaled into people's
lungs.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear Dr Hemp,
I just want to make for sure about this. There
are 32 grams in an ounce of marijuana and 16 ounces in a pound, is this
correct?
Regards,
Virion. |
Dear
Virion,
I'm sure people
are asking dumb questions on purpose just to win the soap-bar; you lot disgust
me, as no self-respecting pothead should ever smoke soap-bar. It's nasty stuff
and the soap we buy in Torquay is particularly offensive.
All you had to do
was type in 'weights measures converters' into
google.com and you would have
found a web site to answer your question, you dim wit!
Don't they teach
you anything in skool these days? I was tempted to lie and then buy some
cannabis from you, but as you seem especially stupid, I feel this would be
unkind, so here are the correct conversions.
There are 28.35 grams in
an ounce, however, you are correct to say there are 16 ounces in a pound,
assuming we're talking about avoirdupois and not troy systems of measurement,
which I'm sure you already knew, as you're not that dumb are
you?
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I was wondering
if you could help me. There was a chemical shown on and old Quincy TV show
starting with the letter 'C' that was used in the seventies to make dope grow
bigger and would enhance the THC as well.
If you know it please tell me,
just curiosity not wanting to use it.
Regards
Derek. |
Dear
Derek,
I'm a great Quincy
fan and the sad thing is, I remember the episode you're talking about, alas, I
cannot remember what chemical was used; darn, I'll have to wait for the next
set of re-runs on BBC1 in the afternoons.
It might have been PCP aka
angel dust, which does not make it grow bigger or enhance the THC (or begin
with the letter 'C'), but would get you completely off your head.
If
you're looking for good nutrients to enhance your crop then check out
www.generalhydroponics.com or
www.growthtechnology.co.uk.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
Hello, I
started growing 20 plants outside about a month ago and they are 6 inches now.
I was wondering how long till they start flowering. Also I was wondering how
much longer until they will be ready for harvesting.
Thanks,
Adam. |
Dear
Adam,
There are hundreds
of varieties of cannabis and they do not all have the same flowering time, so
it's impossible for me to give you an answer, as I do not know what you are
growing. I could be anything from 6 to 16 weeks or perhaps longer.
If
you purchased your seeds from a good supplier, they should tell you the
flowering time.
Generally, plants do not go into flower until the light
cycle is somewhere around 12 hours.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
A friend of
mine recently introduced me to a great drug, DXM, which happens to be legal. I
have not seen any information on this on your site, and no I didn't look at the
whole damn thing.
It's a cough suppressant in every brand of anti-cough
shit ever. I was wondering how it compares to acid, which I have not been able
to find. If you already knew about DXM I'm sorry for wasting your
time.
Thanks,
Tris. |
Dear
Tris,
Actually, most cough
medicines do not contain DXM, because it is known to make you high; if you
really want to try this then go for the ones that don't say 'no drowsiness'.
The reason the bottles that contain DXM don't say 'no drowsiness' is because it
will make you drowsy.
You're correct there is no information about DXM
on this site, as I've never tried it. I used to know a guy who took three
Valiums at a time and drank a couple bottles of Cough Medicine a day. The
zombie like state this produced in him has put me off for life the idea of
drinking a bottle of cough medicine. It also made his breath stink of
disinfectant, which you could smell at more than several
paces.
Remember, just because a substance is supposed to get you high,
it does not necessarily mean it's worth doing. From what I've heard, DXM makes
you sleepy, rather than high; I never comment in great detail about any drugs I
have not personally done. Why don't get some decent illegal
drugs?
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
I live in Plymouth, which as you know is close to Totnes. I've
been told a few times about how relaxed the laws are in Totnes regarding the
use of dope. I even heard about women smoking cannabis whilst in Labour. Is
this true?
I'm getting sick of smoking the usual muck we get here in
Plymouth (usually still has bits of cling film and all sorts of shite in it and
it smells like diesel).
Basically could I just take a trip to Totnes,
ask around and get some seeds off someone. The reason I'm asking is because I'm
a bit dubious about buying stuff of the web (soap-bar made me go paranoid).
If not a few recommendations as to who to get seeds from (on the web)
would be much appreciated.
Take it easy mate, mental site, thanks in
advance.
Regards,
Adrian. |
Dear
Adrian,
You are right, the
Police are less bothered these days about cannabis usage, yet probably no less
so in Plymouth than they are in Totnes.
I'm not sure about women smoking
cannabis in Labour; I
didn't think our local Labour councillor Vera Harvey was the type; I think
that's more up the Liberal Democrat's street.
I can assure you
that you can score decent cannabis in Plymouth and luckily you are less likely
to encounter soap-bar anymore after that massive bust, which happened a few
weeks ago. If anybody wants that shit they'll have to go to
Torquay where it is in
plentiful supply.
It's perfectly safe to buy seeds from the Internet
and at www.potseeds.co.uk you'll find a superb selection of
cannabis seeds on offer. If you don't want to buy seeds off the Internet then
certainly take a trip to nearby Totnes on Friday for the market where you'll
find Charlie without the dreads selling some fine F1 cannabis seeds (for your
budgie of course).
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I only started
smoking the 'erb about a year ago, but I know it's a blinding thing to do. I
want to get some often, but I can't afford to grow my own with the lamps and
all that, and the dealers rip my ass off.
Stupid question, but is there
any way of getting hold of any THC-rich goods, without giving shitloads of
money to either an electrical store or a money-hungry
dealer?
Cheers,
Stuart. |
Dear
Stuart,
What do you mean
you cannot afford the correct equipment to grow your own? You've already stated
you do not wish dealers to rip your ass off.
In my opinion, you cannot
afford not to grow your own if you do not wish this situation to
continue.
Don't be so tight and get your arse together. You'll save
money in the long term if you grow your own and if you take a bit of care,
you'll probably end up with much better quality cannabis than which is found on
the streets.
Initially, buy a decent book, such as Indoor Marijuana Horticulture by Jorge Cervantes and
whilst your ingesting the information save up some money for a grow room.
Simple eh!
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
The police have been buzzing around and my plants outdoors so
I need it to bud now but how? I have no way of bringing it indoors; it's huge
and not in a pot.
Regards,
Tre. |
Dear
Tre,
It's getting to the time of
year when all the outdoor cannabis should be ready to flower in the northern
hemisphere. Great!
If you want to speed up the flowering process then
use a very thick light proof bin liner or similar, which you should cover the
plant with after it has had 12 hours of light. This not that time consuming,
yet you'll need to do this every day without fail.
You might want to
disguise the outside somehow if you're really that paranoid about flying pigs
seeing them.
Good luck with your plants, and this goes for the millions
of outdoor cannabis growers out there. I hope you all have a wonderful and
plentiful harvest this year. Well done everybody, lets hope next year even more
cannabis will be grown outdoors, knowing full well there's fuck-all the
authorities can do about it!
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
Are there any tricks or special things I can do to get higher
when I smoke? I've studied weed forever and know a lot about it but I can't
seem to find a web site that will tell me how to get higher and I thought that
you would know some tips or trick. If so, e-mail me back and tell me
how.
Regards,
Blunta. |
Dear
Blunta,
There are many ways to
get even higher when smoking weed. Try sprinkling some
Synergy
Sage Salvia x10 extract in your spliff.
Alternatively, if you are
lucky or rich enough to get hold of some DMT, this should take you into a
completely new realm. Poppers also work quickly and I'm told crack cocaine does
the job in super fast time, if you're really that desperate to get high;
personally I shouldn't bother with the later one.
Another super quick
hit would be to inject ketamin intramuscularly (not a good idea really), yet
maybe you would like to try all of them together and tell me what it's like,
because I'd never be mad enough to try this; though I bet some of our readers
would.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
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At
last ...
Caned In Totnes hemp t-shirts.
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Well, we've been promising them for ages and they're finally
here.
Pot Seeds have kindly produced some Caned In Totnes t-shirts of a
marijuana leaf painted by Totnes based artist Dan Wheatley.
They also
have a fine selection of humorous hemp t-shirts and are promising more stock
soon.
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All
t-shirts they sell are made by the UK Hemp Union and are the first and still
the best 65% Hemp T-shirts in the world. Each t-shirt weighs approximately 330g
and has a reinforced heavyweight collar and side slits on the bottom. It comes
in a natural creamy colour with a slightly open weave. All prints are done
using water based, lead free and cruelty free environmental
inks.
To keep informed about more
great hemp related products and site updates then why not join
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