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Ask Dr Hemp
Past archives December 2002.
Scroll down the page to read past questions sent to our
pot expert, Dr Hemp. Remember if you have a hemp or drugs related question
- you can e-mail Dr Hemp at [email protected].
Also, for love and sex advice you can ask the Caned In
Totnes sex agony aunt - Dr Hump. |
Dear
Happy Little Stoner,
No
you fucking well can't because you might sell it on to some unsuspecting
mug.
Furthermore, if getting a prestigious 'Dumb Question Award' were
that easy, I'd have to go to Torquay every day to stock up on gluebar for the
prizes. No thanks; they might try to get me hooked on smack, another drug
prevalent in the English Riviera.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I was just wondering if you could tell me how
to dry and smoke banana skins? Does it do anything?
Cheers,
Samantha. |
Dear
Samantha,
Now you
on the other hand do get a Dumb Question Award and I'm sorry to say, some
English Riviera Gluebar (otherwise known as soapbar to make it sound a bit
better) is on its way to you.
If you had taken the time to read some of
the past answers on my site, you would have found plenty of advice for stupid
people like you asking how to get high from bananas.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I was wondering what's the difference between
a gram and an oz? And how much should a gram go for so I won't be
cheated?
Thanks,
Stacey. |
Dear
Stacey,
You too win some
soapbar. This is probably the dumbest question I've had to date. Well done, you
are truly dumb!
As you're so stupid, I'll tell you the difference is
27.35 grams, which in financial terms can be anything between approximately
£50 and £150 (or even £250 if they see you
coming).
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I know this
will probably win me a Dumb Question Award, but I'm willing to take the risk
for an answer. I'm 14 and I've been smoking pot for about a year now, but I've
only ever smoked a joint.
A while ago my best friend came back from a
party (I was invited, but couldn't go) and she said she did some buckets. She
said she got totally fucked and I desperately want to try them too. She tried
to explain it to me, however, either she can't explain or I'm really stupid. I
just don't get it. Can you help?
Regards,
Yolande.
P.S. I love your
site.
P.P.S. I'm so happy, it looks like pot is gonna be legal soon! (I live
in Canada). |
Dear
Yolande,
Sorry this question is
not dumb enough to win an award; you have to be really thick like our last
correspondent to win the gluegunk.
Bucket bongs are easy to make and an
effective method of getting caned very quickly. Let me tell you how it's
done.
Cut the bottom of a 2-litre plastic drinks bottle and place a
gauze filled with cannabis in the top. Half fill the bucket with water and put
the bottle deep into in the water. Light the cannabis and slowly raise the
bottle so it fills with thick smoke. Once this is done, put your mouth over the
end of the bottle and plunge it back into the water, inhaling the smoke in the
process. After a few of these you should cough a lot, turn green and fall over.
Sorted!
I'm pleased to hear they're thinking about legalising cannabis
in Canada, what a shame your neighbours in the USA are not as forward
thinking.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
My plant is now
6cm tall and so far I have only got two leaves about 1 cm long. I can just
about make out the spike sides. It has been like this for about one week and
compared to other people's plants mine is far from great.
Could you
please give me some tips, which will help me to speed the growth rate? I am
using a 40-watt white bulb. Is it better to use blue, red or the white one I am
using so far?
Thanks Doc.
Your devoted reader,
Kix. |
Dear
Kix,
For starters, your
light source is insufficient to grow a decent plant; get a high-density sodium
light and buy a good book such as Indoor Marijuana Horticulture by Jorge Cervantes; also
search though my past archives of questions, as the majority of grow questions
I receive have already been answered.
Modern science has provided a
wealth of decent nutrients and growth enhancers from companies such as Growth
Technology or General Hydroponics that will give your plant the best chance in
life.
I am annoyed at the amount of letters I receive from people who
want to grow pot, yet don't want to spend any money. You don't have to spend a
fortune to get started and you'll save cash in the long run; remember you can
always add to your grow room with the profits from your first crop.
For
a speedy growth rate then consider buying a hydroponics system. I used to
prefer soil, yet these days I prefer hydro, even though soil tends to be more
forgiving. If you're a beginner then hydroponics is not for you, as it can make
the weed taste funny and can be a bit of a hassle. If you get a high-pressure
sodium light, some dirt, some quality seeds and nutrients then you can't go far
wrong.
There's also a new tool on the market called the IKON Oxy Pot,
which can grow plants at super-fast rates, as the roots are being fed large
amounts of oxygen through its ceramic air stone. I've not tried it yet, though
it sounds mighty dandy. Female seeds or sexed cuttings are ideal for this, as
it only holds one plant. Perfect for your wardrobe or the cupboard under the
stairs. For more information see
http://www.starlitesystems.co.uk/hydro_systems/.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
How can I find
a source for marijuana in Turin, Italy?
Adios,
Alejandro. |
Dear
Alejandro,
I live in
Totnes, Devon, England, yet even I know the answer to this question.
Switzerland is not that far from Turin and did you know since the Swiss
had the good sense to legalise marijuana it has become Switzerland's biggest
export to Italy?
To tell the truth, I am very disappointed you do not
grow your own cannabis, as the Italian climate is perfect for
this.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp . |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I am big fan of
Magic Mushrooms and this is my second year taking them. I live in Northern
Ireland and I think Liberty caps are the mushies I am eating.
Last year
I could still find them in various places until January and then the snow
killed them. However, this year the weather has been very bad and I haven't
been able to find any for about two weeks, but I did find some mushrooms again
in the same place that are very similar but have slightly thicker stems and are
slightly browner.
Could you tell me if shrooms change slightly as the
season goes on and from what I have told you, if these are still good to be
eaten?
Cheers,
Jimmy. |
Dear
Jimmy,
I too am a big fan
of Magic Mushrooms and believe me, we are not alone, as there are loads of
people in Britain who have tried shrooms at some time in their life and what's
more, tremendously enjoyed them!
You'll be lucky to find any Liberty
Caps after the first heavy frosts, which generally happen around
mid-November.
 Remember,
undisturbed green fields are the best places to find Magic Mushrooms. For
trippers in urban areas, parks and golf courses are ideal spots to look for
shrooms.
Liberty Caps (pictured right) do indeed vary in size and
colour; generally they have small little nipples, which is why they are named
Liberty Caps after the old helmet which French soldiers used to wear.
If
you can't find a local shroom patch or it's out of season then you can buy a
Magic Mushroom
Grow Kit.
A friend of mine recently bought a Mexican Cubensis grow
kit for his father who is in his 70s. You're only supposed to do a few, yet not
knowing this, he took the whole flush and had a wicked trip; he'd never done
any fun drugs before in his life and it goes to prove recreational drugs are
not just for young people. He's now looking forward to the second flush from
the kit.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
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Dear
Dr Hemp,
How many
shrooms will it take to make me go nuts?
Yours,
Benjamin. |
Dear
Benjamin,
Very good
question; I reckon a thousand a day over six months should do the trick; why
don't you have a go and find out?
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I was extremely
pissed off the other day when I had to go back to the pig shop and I got 5
years keeping the peace all for 2.9g of solid.
Can you imagined how
pissed off I was?
Regards,
Mandy. |
Dear
Mandy,
Yes, I have to
admit it does sound a bit like pathetic excuse for promotion from some divvy
plod trying to rise through the ranks by impressing his or her superiors by
getting easy arrests of cannabis users.
I should imagine you were very
pissed off about this, yet don't worry, as morally you have done nothing wrong.
The silly thing is you'll need much more than 2.9 grams of pot to keep the
peace for the next 5 years. Hmmm, maybe somebody should slip a blim or two into
the pockets of all the world's dictators (and that includes Bush and Blair, as
well as Saddam), so they can all bloody well keep the peace for five years
too.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I am looking
for a very good female plant for indoor growing. Ideally I'd like a potent
plant that will flower quickly with big nice buds and not need constant
attention. Do you have any tips?
Regards,
HBinger. |
Dear
HBinger,
Ask around to see if
you can get hold of any female cuttings then you don't have to go through the
process of growing a male plant.
Otherwise go for 100% female seeds if
you don't want have the hassle of growing a male plant. Personally, I prefer to
grow regular F1 seeds and pluck out the males, as they are better quality
seeds.
With regards to strains, it's all down to personal choice,
however, it seems Skunk #1, Northern Lights, Bubble Gum and Blueberry are all
good popular breeding stock that are dependable and fairly easy to grow. You
can always move up to one of the white strains or longer flowering strains,
which are generally more powerful, yet may take a bit more expertise to grow,
but well worth the effort.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
When taking
oranges and toothpaste to get some type of high, like I've seen in other
questions, do you eat the orange peels whole or do you chop them up or
something? How exactly should the toothpaste be
consumed?
Cheers,
Ashley. |
Dear
Ashley,
I suggest making a
poultice of extracted orange peel and toothpaste and taking it as a
suppository.
The fluoride, which is a mind control drug invented by the
Nazis will help steady your head, while the Esterase Enzymes in the orange peel
will enhance the euphoric and mildly hallucinogenic effects of orange peel and
toothpaste, giving you a zesty feeling of chocolate starfish
joy.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
Are there any
methods or products to counteract the negative effects of datura consumption?
My membranes can't take any more dehydration.
Thank you,
Jenna. |
Dear
Jenna,
I'm surprised you
can even type if you've been using datura.
If you're becoming
dehydrated, as a doctor, I advise drinking water.
Another bit of advice
would be to do some illegal drugs that won't be quite so powerful (or
poisonous) as datura.
I've not done datura yet, though I've met a few
of people who have and it's noticeable. Unfortunately, I prescribe to Sir
Thomas Beecham's theory that you should try everything at least once, apart
from incest or folk dancing, so perhaps I'll do a datura trip one
day.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
My name is Maze and I would like to know exactly what chemical
reactions happen in the body when you smoke weed. Everything from the effects
of THC and CDC in the brain to specific altering effects that never leave you
(i.e., does it change your brain chemistry and if so how?)
Please can
you tell me a web site or any kind of information to get me started on my
journey into discovering marijuana?
Regards,
Maze. |
Dear
Maze,
I'd be more than
delighted to ignite your quest for spiritual enlightenment through using
marijuana; after all, I do live in Totnes.
The effects of smoking
marijuana on the brain are it gets you stoned and is bloody good fun. I
shouldn't worry too much about the specific altering effects, as this may make
you unduly paranoid. At the end of the day, enjoy it and leave the sciencey
stuff to boffins like Bob.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I'm looking for
some Salvia divinorum seeds. Nobody wants to break me off some. I don't want to
buy a damn cutting through the mail for $50. I want some good seeds.
I'm also looking for some Calea zachatechichi seeds (does that crap
work?) I have looked everywhere. Perhaps you know where I can get some?
Thanks,
Slank. |
Dear
Slank,
Salvia divinorum seeds
are extremely rare and hard to grow, so you'll have go for cuttings.
To
be honest, you can get dried
Mexican Salvia
leaf from the Internet, which is dead cheap and stronger than anything
you'll probably ever grow yourself.
Calea zachatechichi seeds are
difficult to obtain too; yet you can easily buy dried Calea, which is not very
expensive.
Does Calea work? Well, it's a weird one, as it took a bit of
experimenting for me to become convinced; I thought it was crap the first time
I tried it; I now know it's not!
Smoking Calea zachatechici can get you
kind of stoned, but the best part is when it brings on lucid and vivid dreams.
If you're brave enough you can drink Calea tea, which is the most effective
method of consumption, though I can honestly say to you, it will be the most
disgusting drink you've ever tasted in your life.
The North American
Indians used Calea to induce dreams to help them find answers to questions in
life or even find lost property. The Indian would drink the tea of Calea and
smoke some in a pipe before going to sleep to enter Calea dream land.
Good news for those interested in Calea zachatechici, an
extract
form, which is 10 times stronger, is now legally available on the market;
just don't let the killjoys find out, as they'll be starting a campaign to ban
Calea zachatechichi, you know what they're like!
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
A very lovely
friend sent me some liquid acid from Thailand. I moved house, forgot about it,
unpacked and found it last week. It's been kept out of light in an airtight
sealed bottle, but is now over a year old. Will it still do the business or
should I avoid it like the plague?
Regards,
Noodle. |
Dear
Noodle,
Please
send it to me and I'll test it for you.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I've been
smoking the sacred green herb regularly for a little over a year. I love
smoking and just enjoying my high, but whenever I toke my eyes become bright
red. It's so bloody annoying because people stare at my blood-red eyes. My
girlfriend, who always tokes with me, never has had this problem. Her eyes are
always extremely white.
Are certain people just more prone to getting
red-eyes and why is that? Do you have any tips other than using eye-drops that
might help me keep my eyes clear?
Keep on smoking brotha,
Stoned in
Chicago.
P.S. Please don't publish my email. |
Dear
Stoned in
Chicago,
The cannabinoids found in marijuana can slightly irritate
tear ducts with their oils; this affects different people more than others, a
bit like hay fever.
If it's really a big problem about the way you look
then I don't see anything wrong with using eye drops or eye wash. Or the next
time somebody makes a comment about how red your eyes look, you should stand up
and make a big scene about how they should stop staring at you and get their
own drugs.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
First of all
thank you for being a father for all the cannabis lovers around the world. My
name is Deif, from the Dominican Republic, a beautiful island in the Caribbean
where almost everything is illegal.
I want to order some Salvia
divinorum plus some cannabis seeds from
www.potseeds.co.uk and
I want to know how they send the orders? I mean if they put the seeds in the
back of a CD or cover in anyway, so when they arrive here they don't look
suspicious.
Regards,
Dief.
P.S. Please don't
include my email if you post this message in Ask Dr. Hemp, just for
privacy. |
Dear
Dief,
How I envy
you living in that tropical paradise when I'm sat in rainy Totnes where nothing
much happens.
Britain is not considered a high risk country where drugs
are smuggled out of, it's usually the other way round, so as your seeds will be
sent in a small inconspicuous plain padded envelope, it's extremely unlikely
your customs will intercept them. I'm sure you can easily grow some wonderful
cannabis plants in that fantastic climate.
As for Salvia, the killjoys
have not yet banned this extremely powerful hallucinogenic sage plant. It is of
much regret the killjoys in America are set to schedule Salvia divinorum as a
Schedule 1 substance, which is totally absurd to give a non-addictive plant
that has never killed anybody the same status as crack cocaine or heroin. How
stupid these people are to think they can eliminate a substance they dislike by
means of criminal sanctions. Our current drug laws prove that is not
possible.
For more information on the campaign to keep Salvia legal in
the USA see http://www.salviadivinorumcorps.org/bill.html.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
I recently found out about your site and have enjoyed it
thoroughly.
Although I was disappointed after consuming the peel of a
small orange and a few tablespoons of toothpaste to result in nothing but a god
awful taste.
Did I eat enough? Does the type of toothpaste or orange
peel have any effect and what type of high does this produce?
Thanks for
the great site.
Regards,
Adam. |
Dear
Adam,
Try it again, but this time
use a big fat juicy red orange with a fluoride toothpaste spread evenly over
the pith.
As well as the suppository method I mentioned earlier, you
could try mixing the orange peel and toothpaste in a juice extractor, which
should hopefully produce a lathery cream that can be applied to your lymph
glands. This will reverse the effects of the mind control the State has over
everybody and the corporate programming the advertising companies bombard our
minds with everyday.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I would like to
know another option for delivering CO2 to indoor plants?
I
hope you can shed some insight into this little quandary.
Regards
Slumpy. |
Dear
Slumpy,
An obvious answer is
to invest in a CO2 generator from your local grow shop, as I assume
you don't live in a mountainous area.
If you don't want to splash out on
a CO2 generator then make some home brew beer, as fermenting yeast
releases CO2; bingo! It probably won't make a lot difference, but
it'll be fun and worth trying.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Richard,
Of course I
haven't; didn't you know that's illegal in Britain?
Naturally any grow
advice I offer on this web site is for the benefit of people who live in places
like Switzerland, Belgium or Holland where they can just get on with it without
fear of arrest and persecution from the government employed
authorities.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
I recently picked about 120 liberty caps at the end of October
and threw them in with some super noodles, which were swiftly scoffed
down.
To my disappointment I didn't really experience any hallucinations
- it just felt like I had done a couple of pills and several bongs. Do I need
more than approximately 60 mushies and are there better methods to get
absolutely fucked?
I am very interested in an experiencing an acid trip,
but as absolutely noone I know can get hold of tabs so I'm very keen on finding
another way
Yours sincerely,
Paul. |
Dear
Paul,
Mushrooms in many
cultures have a deity-like mystical status and will reveal their mysteries to
their devotees when appropriate. Try some small prayers to the Mushroom Goddess
if you are looking for some particular healing or knowledge.
I'm
surprised 120 Liberty Caps did not do the job, if it wasn't enough then you'll
have to do more, 500 - 1000 will change your reality entirely, but don't blame
me for any mental instabilities that may arise from long term usage at this
dose.
If you can't find enough Liberty Caps or it's out of season then
get a Magic Mushroom Grow
Kit. I recommend Mexican Cubensis Mushrooms, which are bigger and contain
more psolocybin. Again be careful, as they're very strong.
If you're
going to do acid, again make sure you're in the right place with the right
people and have a good one! Give yourself the time to integrate each experience
before you repeat your trip.
Any genuine seeker of mystical knowledge
will have the blessings of the good spirits.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
In your
opinion, what are some of the better legal highs? I have wanted to try them due
to their high availability and relatively low price, but I am not sure which
are good and which just flat out suck (wacky weed for instance). Some of my
friends have made the mistake of trying a few of these legal highs with bad
results. Where are the best places to buy (price wise and selection
wise)?
Cheers,
Dark
Wing. |
Dear
Dark Wing,
Fortunately, our
killjoy politicians have not been able to ban every psychoactive substance and
there are many legal highs that are worth trying. Some are better than others.
I enjoy finding new plants or substances that have managed to slip
through the net of our daft laws. Caution should always be applied, as some of
these legal highs are stronger than the illegal stuff.
Only last week, I
discovered a new legal high from Holland in the form of Psilocybe Mexicana
otherwise known as Philosopher's Stone truffles, which were truly amazing and
very visual.
Bizarrely enough, one can legally sniff glue, inhale
petrol, or take datura trip from which you may never recover; yet you're not
allowed to mellow out on marijuana.
Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Morning
Glory naturally contain LSA, which is a powerful hallucinogen similar to (but
not the same as) LSD.
Some of the herbal high pills on the market are
very good; these often contain substances such as Sida cordifolia and Ephedra
(ma huang). Some of the best are eXplore XS and Liquid Herbal Ecstasy. Bliss
Extra and Druids Fantasy made by the Herbal High Company are quite good. For
more information see www.potseeds.co.uk.
Ultimately, the best legal highs
are mescaline containing cacti, such as San Pedro, Peruvianus, and Peyote,
which are legal to possess in Britain, as long as you don't prepare them for
consumption.
Unfortunately, the peyote plant is illegal in the USA (even
though this is where it naturally grows and has been used for thousands of
years as a shamanic teacher plant), though some States do now permit its use
for religious purposes if you are of Native American decent; it's worth noting
neither San Pedro nor Peruvianus are illegal in America, as long as they're not
prepared for consumption.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
Is it true if you take over 10 hits of acid you are legally
insane? Because god knows I have taken well over my share and I don't feel or
act insane at all.
Hope to hear from ya soon!
Thanks,
Stoner. |
Dear
Stoner,
Doctors can classify
people as clinically insane for a number of reasons and I can tell you, as a
doctor, merely taking 10 hits of LSD is not enough to classify a person as
clinically insane.
A person would need to behave in a socially
unacceptable manner before they send you to the loony bin (that is if they
catch you).
In my book, speaking to inanimate objects or different
species, such as cats, horses or even toads, is perfectly normal behaviour that
shouldn't warrant the concern of anybody, unless they're telling you things you
don't want to hear.
I'm glad you've done your fair share of acid in
your time. Keep up the good work you psychedelic
intranaut!
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
I need advice and I have a question for you.
Each
morning I wake up tired as hell and I wanted to know if you knew of any
non-fatal alternatives to speed to get me awake in the morning? No fun trying
to negotiate London's fine underground system at god-knows-what in the
morning!
Cheers,
Dozey
Sod. |
Dear
Dozey Sod,
There are several
alternatives to speed that may keep you awake in the morning. Coffee is a good
start, but not as much fun.
There are several legal herbal highs on the
market, such as 5th Gear, Jag and Thunder, which will certainly keep
you awake.
Another legal speed substitute is khat (Catha edulis), this
is best in its fresh form, but khat tea from dried leaves will still have an
effect. Liquid oxygen is another way of perking you up first thing in the
morning.
If all else fails then you'll have to drink less alcohol the
night before and go to bed earlier, which I'm sure will be the last possible
option you'd want to consider! Again, liquid oxygen can counteract the effects
of a hangover and there are anti-hangover pills on the market, which
work.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
I've been smoking buddah for about 2 years now and I'm a
junior in high school.
A lot of my friends and kids at my school have
done ecstasy and they tell me how awesome it feels and all that. I really want
to try it, but I'm scared about the stories of people dying after one pill? I
don't know if I should try ecstasy, have you ever done it?
Some good
advice please!
Thanks,
Paul. |
Dear
Paul,
I think you should
wait until you're older when the chances of making mistakes with chemical
substances will be less.
I don't mean to sound patronising, but I think
in the younger teenage years one's time is best spent enjoying nature and
having natural fun.
As someone who has popped the odd pill or two in
the past, one should limit these experiences to the best occasions and not
treat them like casual sweets. I fear if I'd have started doing pills when I
was 12 years old I'd have been burned out by the time I reached my twenties.
Shit I hate giving sensible advice, but sometimes it has to be done, even from
me.
Remember, if you are going to do MDMA anyway, it's always worth
sourcing the cleanest stuff you can get, though I doubt the best suppliers
would sell top quality class A's to someone your age. Not all drug dealers are
that unscrupulous, despite the pious inaccurate statements made by our press
and politicians. Most dealers I know are good people and have far better
standards than our immoral politicians who want to bomb some of the poorest
people on the planet.
Yes there are risks involved with ecstasy, but it
is not as dangerous as some would have you believe. Millions of people use this
drug every week, yet casualties are minimal and many of these could be avoided
if our Government educated people about MDMA, rather saying don't do it because
you'll die if you do (when you probably won't).
A reminder here that
drugs like heroin or cocaine or even alcohol and tobacco can cause serious
health problems. These risks are also higher if you do them at a young age when
your body is not fully developed.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
I live in Ireland and you can call me Fred (because I want to
be slightly private).
My problem is when I was at school the other day I
was caught with a joint (about 10 days ago); it was the caretaker who found me
in the bike shed.
They are thinking of expelling me. The caretaker
doesn't know my name yet but when he does the principle will definitely try to
expel me.
So what I was thinking of was to avoid the caretaker for as
long as I can and then when the principle finds out to say the caretaker is
lying and ask for a drug test which I could then try to cheat.
What is
your opinion because I don't want to be fucked out of school? Well not yet
anyway.
Cheers,
Fred. |
Dear
Fred,
What an
excellent idea, maybe you can take over from me when you're a bit older, as I'm
getting a bit bored answering all these questions. People out there don't
realise how much shit I sift through in my email inbox and with good advice
like yours I'm sure you'd make a wonderful Dr Hemp.
Of course the
caretaker is lying and as those drug tests are so easy to fool, he can go fuck
a donkey and clean up the mess afterwards; after all that is the dipshit's
job!
Don't consume any pot before the test (obviously), do lots of
exercise and read past answers on this site to make sure you know the correct
procedures for duping the test.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
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Well, we've been promising them for ages and they're finally
here.
Pot Seeds have kindly produced some Caned In Totnes t-shirts of a
marijuana leaf painted by Totnes based artist Dan Wheatley.
They also
have a fine selection of humorous hemp t-shirts and are promising more stock
soon.
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All
t-shirts they sell are made by the UK Hemp Union and are the first and still
the best 65% Hemp T-shirts in the world. Each t-shirt weighs approximately 330g
and has a reinforced heavyweight collar and side slits on the bottom. It comes
in a natural creamy colour with a slightly open weave. All prints are done
using water based, lead free and cruelty free environmental
inks.
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