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Ask Dr Hemp
Past archives winter 2003.
Scroll down the page to read past questions sent to our
pot expert, Dr Hemp. Remember if you have a hemp or drugs related question
- you can e-mail Dr Hemp at [email protected].
Also, for love and sex advice you can ask the Caned In
Totnes sex agony aunt - Dr Hump. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
G'day from down
under Dr Hemp.
I am the Editor of a small community newspaper, The
Terania Shire Times, just out of Nimbin Australia. I am preparing an article
for my September 2003 edition relating to intrusive searches of large areas
conducted around this area from helicopters for cannabis.
My article
is, as is my paper pro-cannabis and anti fun-buster.
What I would like
from you is some tips for growing cannabis covertly in bush terrain. The reason
I ask you, is, as you may understand, a lot of the local growers are unwilling
to participate because of fear of being identified or worse still having their
crops identified. I of course will include the URL of your site in the article
if you should choose to help me out.
Five tips from Dr Hemp would fit
into the article nicely. I can also forward to you a PDF document of the paper
when published if you so desire.
Regards,
Wayne Collins. |
Dear
Wayne,
Good to hear from Down
Under.
Here are five handy tips for your readers to help them hide
their outdoor cannabis plants from police helicopters.
- Do not plant in lines, plant in an irregular fashion;
this will avoid looking like a plantation.
- Plant small numbers in lots of different location, so
they're harder to find and if one gets busted, there'll still be plenty
more.
- Blend your plants in with other natural habitats and
foliage.
- Phone the police and give them lots of false tips
offs, so they eventually get bored of flying their stupid chopper around for no
reason.
- Invest in a surface to air missile launcher,
available from your local black market arms dealer or Taliban terrorist group
to shoot down nosy flying pigs.
I hope these tips are helpful to your readers and I
look forward to receiving my copy of your journal.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I keep walking
past this house and every time I go by I can smell skunk. I know it's coming
from the garden and I want to know if it smells like skunk, is it
skunk?
I've not seen the plant yet, but it's the exact same smell. Do
you think it could be skunk?
Regards,
Phil. |
Dear
Phil,
If it smells like
skunk then it could well be skunk; I think best you go round to your
neighbour's house and roll up a fatty to see how he reacts.
If he chuffs
it up to the max then you could ask to see his garden and if he declines, raid
it in the middle of the night.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I'm a loyal
Canadian fan and I have a question for you.
I just got hold of 5 grams
of dry mushrooms and I was planning on doing them with a friend. I would like
to know what is the best way to get the full effect of taking them? I want to
make sure we get maximum potency.
Thanks for the
time.
Regards,
Ryan. |
Dear
Ryan,
One of the best ways to get full effect from your
dried magic mushrooms is to consume them in conjunction with a MAO Inhibitor,
such as Syrian Rue.
MAO Inhibitors can be very dangerous if taken with
certain foods or drinks, for example, dairy products or alcohol. For more
information see these web sites:
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I was just wondering how many grams are in a
half ounce?
Regards,
Smit. |
Dear
Smit,
I'm not a bloody
maths teacher; don't they teach you anything these days? I thought my Devon
Comprehensive Skool education was piss poor.
To convert ounces to grams
you must multiply the amount in ounces by 28.35; so to find out the answer you
need to divide this by 2. Now hurry along, I expect the answer on my desk by
tomorrow afternoon or it'll be detention for you, young
man!
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
May I first of
all say thank you for devoting your time to such a worthy cause. If there were
more people like you on the planet, it would be a greener place. Now then, I am
most apologetic for wasting your time in such a manner, but I have a moral
dilemma on my hands. It is as follows ...
Very soon, my parents will be
leaving my house for a few days, leaving me all on my lonesome. Obviously, a
number of exciting possibilities present themselves - drunken brawl, box
social, cocktail party, Devil worshipping, orgy, etc., but perhaps most
tempting of all is a three-day-long smoke-a-thon.
Unfortunately, I am
currently going through a period of "exam hell", and my smoking friends and me
are on a rest period. I have discussed the matter with them, and they would
rather focus on revision than come and smoke with me, and they have advised me
to do the same.
Should I respect my friends' feelings, or smoke my lungs
raw over the days in question, as an opportunity like this arises on seldom
occasion?
Anticipating your reply,
Peter.
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Dear
Peter,
There is only one answer
to this question and that is to organise a raucous party at your folks' home
while they're away. Studying can always come later and opportunities like this
don't come often.
If your brown-nosing swatty co-called mates don't want
to come to the party, don't worry, as there will be plenty of older people at
pub closing time who will be up for it. Everybody will really appreciate your
hospitality and once word gets around you'll have more than enough party goers
who are not into going home to do school work.
Get lots of drugs in and
tell everybody to help themselves to your parents' drinks cupboard. Ideally,
you should arrange some decks and invite a few good DJs. Put on an
unforgettable bash and enjoy it. The next day you may have to clear up a bit of
a mess, like vomit in the shag pile carpet and used condoms in your parents'
bed, but what the hell? At least you'll have enjoyed
yourself!
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
This is from a
friend of Chippie, Lom and Flippo.
These guys are younger than I am and
have taken a hundred times the amount of drugs that I have. When they wrote to
you about 'hallugens' they were drunk so they weren't thinking properly. I also
tried the orange peel and toothpaste thing and it didn't work. We would just
like to know what we did wrong?
Thanks,
Dylan.
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Dear
Dylan,
Look kids, I've told
you enough times how to take your toothpaste and orange peel properly and the
psychedelic dangers that may be encountered.
Red orange pith and
Aquafresh 3 in 1 is the most potent combo, if you're hard enough! If you can't
hack the pace then you'll be better off at the pyjama party organised by
Peter's student mates, including a special sleepover with Chippie, Lom and
Flippo all tucked up with warm milk and biscuits.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
When you take
drugs, you are supplied with salvation from life. Therefore drugs give you an
insight into death. So when you die you will feel class and be trippin ya tits
off. Woohoo!
I'd like a second opinion from an expert?
Regards,
Ben.
P.S. Savlia
divinorum rules. |
Dear
Ben,
Aldus Huxley,
author of The Doors of Perception - Heaven and Hell was given LSD on his
deathbed, because he believed it would help him transcend into another world.
It is believed Hoffman and Leary took sacraments when they died. These
experts who were the pioneers of psychedelic thought in the 1960s I'm sure
would agree.
Regards,
Dr Hemp . |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I was looking
through some of your previous emails and read about a lot of people mixing
tobacco and nuggs. I'm not sure what they call high potency weed over sea's but
in America we call it nuggets or nuggs, cause it's like a nugget I guess.
Anyway, I've never once heard of this in my life, I may only be 15, but
I've been smoking every day and tripping since the age of 11 and my mom's a
hippy, so I figured I would have heard of it by now. I was just wondering it's
any good? Personally, I think that any one that mixes bud and tobacco needs to
get smacked, but I can't judge because I've never done it before. I figured you
would know best, so that's why I'm asking you?
Regards,
Arie. |
Dear
Arie,
Since Sir Walter Raleigh
brought tobacco to Britain, many people here have become hopeless nicotine
addicts. Sadly, in Western Europe it has become common to mix tobacco in one's
joint. In many other countries this is seen as sacrilege and it would give the
horrors to a stoner to see his decent cannabis being mixed with
tobacco.
Some people mix with tobacco, as it is a burning aid and it can
mellow the edges of the cannabis high, others do so simply for economic
reasons; I always prefer neat marijuana.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
Once again
magic mushrooms will soon be hear and man am I looking forward to getting off
me rocker. I normally pick shrooms on Dartmoor, but they are getting less and
less every year. I'm going to Wales this year for a week, though I'm not to
sure where exactly in the black mountains I'm supposed to be looking. Can you
give me details of where I should go?
Cheers,
Kelly. |
Dear
Kelly,
Thank you for reminding
us mushroom season is around the corner; the season of madness when the pub
looks very different.
I'm afraid I do not agree with the premise of your
letter, as I picked thousands of the little fuckers last year; you just need to
know where to look and for a £500 cheque made payable to Dr Hemp, all can
be revealed.
Welsh and Dartmoor Liberty Caps are among the strongest
magic mushrooms in the world; like I said, for a fee, I do know where they are
in Dartmoor, yet I'm afraid can't help you with their location in Wales, but to
tell you they normally grow in damp, wild moorland or fields. Make sure you get
their early, it's almost certain the shrooms were on Dartmoor last year, but
another shroomer beat you to them.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
Is it possible
to change the sex of your plant? If so how is it possible?
Regards,
Noel. |
Dear
Noel,
Yes this is possible; you
need to book your plant into your local tranny clinic to either get a bit sown
on or a bit sown off. I'm told you can even get this done on the
NHS.
Otherwise plant regular F1 cannabis seeds and simply pluck out any
males; these are easy to distinguish, as they have pawnbroker's balls, which
contain the pollen and hang like gonads.
If you're too lazy to do it
properly or you are limited for space then you should consider buying 100%
female seeds. The purists do not like these and most seed banks don't even
offer them. They can still hermaphrodite and the quality is supposed not to be
so good; having said this, earlier this year I planted 10 Nirvana 100% female
seeds and much to my joy, all ten matured into beautiful green girls that got
me thoroughly wasted.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
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Dear
Dr Hemp,
Greetings from
Sweden.
I want to find some shrooms, but it seems that the shrooms don't
want to be where I look. Do you know where in Sweden I can look for magic
mushrooms?
Do you know a little place in Denmark named Kristiania 'The
Free State'? The government is going to stop the sale of drugs in this place.
Where can I get drugs or legal highs from in Sweden or Denmark?
Regards,
Rufus. |
Dear
Rufus,
I don't know where
mushrooms can be found in Sweden; you will be better off asking a Swedish Dr
Hemp or growing your own with a magic mushroom grow kit.
I do know of
Kristiania in Denmark and I was appalled to learn the right-wing government in
Denmark is again trying to close it down. The truth is they've been trying to
close it down for years and they won't be able to, because I'm sure the good
people of Christiania and their associated friends will not let them do
it!
The Internet is the best place to buy legal highs, wherever you
live; even if a particular product is illegal in your country, you will always
be able to find a web site in another country where the product is legal and
they're willing to ship to anywhere in the world.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I was wondering
if you know of any other wild growing UK hallucinogens other than
mushrooms?
Regards,
Mydrid
. |
Dear
Mydrid,
There are quite a few wild
and legal psychoactive plants to be found in Britain, such as Jimson's Weed,
belladonna, henbane, etc., but they're all highly toxic and potentially deadly.
They should only ever be taken by an experienced shaman or herbalist or you
will probably end up in hospital or the mortuary.
If you're lucky, you
might find some opium poppies or wild lettuce growing in the UK, which are not
particularly dangerous. I'd stick with the mushrooms.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I am at a loss
of what to do with a former friend who continually follows me around the
country making it hard for me to settle anywhere as she comes around messing
things up at parties with clinging hugs or embarrassing me at work with huge
bunches of flowers which reek of petulia oil.
Is there any kind of
concoction that you know of that I can slip in her drink which can avoid any
future embarrassment that will get me off the hook once and for all without any
trace back to myself or my friends?
I await your reply
Doctor.
Yours sincerely,
Craig.
P.S. By the way, sentence 5
in the ecstasy quote page was taken wholly out of context. |
Dear
Craig,
Sorry to hear about
Baldrick stalking you.
You need to visualise seven pentagrams, each a
colour of the rainbow. The orange pentagram must be visualised upside-down,
inverted, and all the others must be upright.
What needs to be done
about this has already been done. I recently bought in Totnes market a lucky
charm of the Goddess Diana the Huntress hunting on her hound.
Initially
I was paranoid she was hunting me, so I decided to bury the said charm at a
crossroads on Dartmoor. Hopefully this will have relieved us of any unwanted
love magic from the females of the tribe.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
Could you please help me? My daughter is 35 years old now
and has been using cannabis for 16 years. She's still at it and I am going out
of my mind with her. I think it has affected her mentally and I believe she
does not cope with the outside world. Can you tell me if cannabis does affect
the brain cells after so long?
Regards,
Joyce. |
Dear
Joyce,
Why don't you
leave your daughter alone you old worry wart?
Cannabis is relatively
safe and if she's happy taking it then you should not interfere; for fuck's
sake, she is 35 years old after all and besides, who wants to cope with this
outside world you speak of?
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I'm starting
college in September and am going to need some extra income to keep me in weed,
so I thought about growing psilocybin mushrooms and selling them fresh, but I'm
a little unclear on what the laws are.
I've had mushroom kits before,
but this time I want to do it on a bigger scale. I've bought fresh shrooms from
shops in the UK, but are these shops above board? I know it is illegal to
prepare them for use, but would it be illegal to grow them and sell them
fresh?
Regards,
Charlotte. |
Dear
Charlotte,
Tony Blair is
not going to let the Government fund your education in the same way his was
funded back in the 1960s, so you are quite rightly looking for ways to fund
your college years.
Drug dealing is a worthy and honourable way to
secure more cash while you struggle to survive the nerd-like brain washing you
are receiving at university. You may find there is more money in selling legal
highs, with the added bonus of being hassle and paranoia free. Their laws may
be evil and unfair, but who wants to get busted for ignoring them?
It's
perfectly legal for you to grow and sell fresh magic mushrooms or you can buy
them wholesale by the kilo from suppliers in Holland. You should also sell
Philosopher's Stone truffles to your student friends, as these stay fresh for
longer, whereas magic mushrooms go off and start to rot after a week. Read
through past archives of this site to learn about other legal highs you can
sell at university to help fund the education that Tory Blair's Government has
no intention of helping you with.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
I was wondering what the "see of green" technique is in
relation to growing cannabis. Does it just mean an even scattering of seeds
over an area?
Thanks,
Paul. |
Dear
Paul,
The sea of
green technique is a growing method that is used to get quick harvests so you
can put many plants in a small space. Instead of one plant per square metre you
put 30 plants, but then you don't grow them tall for long, just a few days and
then change the light cycle from 18 hours to 12 hours a day. You can harvest
within 2 months using this method!
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
I am having a hard time finding any kind of peyote in the Mid
South West of the good old US of A. Could you point me in the right
direction?
Regards,
Marshall. |
Dear
Marshall,
I'm saddened to hear you
are having trouble finding peyote spirit in the Mid South West of the bad old
US of A.
Don't' ask me, ask Great Spirit in which direction you should
look.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
Which types of household items look most like marijuana? I
want to make people think I am selling them weed.
Regards,
Jon Fahey. |
Dear
Jon,
I think you should
snort a few lines of Vim or any other domestic cleaning powder, you
bastard.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
I am 18 years old and I've been smoking pot for about 5 years.
I've taken a few dozen pills and magic mushrooms once.
I now talk to
myself, walk with a limp and can picture things in my mind without closing my
eyes, like when you're dreaming; only I can do it without being
asleep.
I'm really worried! I'm afraid to go to work and leave the
house, as I fear everyone's staring at me and most of the time I am right!
What's wrong with me? Is it curable? And what should I
do?
Regards,
Joey. |
Dear
Joey,
You are suffering from
shaman's sickness, which is forcing you to look at spiritual aspects of your
life to see what energies you are giving and what energies you are
taking.
Mediate on your egg shaped auric shield and the tree of life
that grows within your spine. A chakra meditation visualising on closing flower
buds is useful.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
First I gotta
say your sites the shit, it's great for us tokers to be able to ask some
questions and get proper answers!
Anyways, I've been put in a treatment
center for six to eight months, court ordered, for breaking my probation.
Luckily I'm in outpatient, which means I'm only there a couple hours, five days
a week, so I still have time to get high. One problem though, piss
tests.
So far, I've learned you're pretty much monitored while you're in
there; they've got the door shut, but someone's right by the door. No running
sink water until you're done or flushing the toilet and they give them to you
about three times a week.
I've heard so many things you can do, but I
have no idea or information about them whatsoever, I've heard about the drinks,
do they actually work? If so, please give me a place where I can get them for a
low price, and will definitely work? I can't afford to fail a test. A home
remedy I could use would be great too.
I'd also like to ask about legal
highs available on the Internet, will that shit actually get me high? If it
doesn't do anything, I don't want it, but if it gives me a high equal to bad
weed or a mild high, I could deal with it. What else could I use that is legal
and would not show up on a piss test?
Thanks,
Cassi. |
Dear
Cassi,
I get many letters from
decent Americans who are forced by the US authorities to go to crappy "drug
therapy" centres, merely because they smoked a spliff or something. These
programmes are a waste of space and will be of no benefit to you.
I bet
your ex-cokehead and alcoholic drink driving brain dead president was never
subjected to one of these dreadful places in his wild youth.
Quite
rightly, you know this treatment centre is a pile of shit that you don't want
or need to attend. More to the point, you still want to get high, but you don't
want the commandants at the treatment centre to find out about your leisure
activities from any piss test they make you do.
The good news is these
tests are a doddle to pass and you can still get high. As finances at these
places tend to be limited, they usually opt for a standard urine analysis,
which is not so expensive and the easiest to fool.
Our friends at
Test Clear have a range of
useful products to beat that drug test. If they don't watch you pee for the
test then I reckon the best product is instant powdered urine. In addition,
there are a range of herbal remedies that can detoxify you for the test; you
should read through my past archives for more information on this, as it is the
most common subject people write to me about.
The legal highs you
mention are an excellent idea too. There are many legal substances on the
market that can get you completely off your head and they won't even be looking
for them at the piss test. Hell, you could even take a few just before the test
and turn up at Camp Colditz completely tripping your tits off, which might make
the awful place a bit more interesting.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
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Dear
Dr Hemp,
For a long time
now I have wondered why a roach is called a roach. It doesn't make sense. Do
you know why it is called this?
Regards,
Cai. |
Dear
Cai,
Roach is an
abbreviation of cockroach, i.e, the bit that ends up on the floor for the
cockroaches to get high on.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
A few days back, some friends and I had a party where we all
consumed 150-200 morning glory seeds each.
I now realize our method of
intake was stupid after reading information on
Erowid and the like. We
chewed the seeds in our mouth thoroughly with strong alcohol and swallowed.
The girls got sick, but everyone had a lovely trip. It took about an
hour and a half or more to set in (with the help of a little dank). Anyways, we
all felt this numbness in our extremities and pains with little shakes in our
legs. I know this sounds amazingly foolish. From what I read, it sounds like we
were effected possibly by pesticides (we used Burpee brand) and by the natural
toxins that exist in the shells, which I believe you would normally would
remove when properly preparing these seeds.
I would appreciate your
input as to whether or not we did anything really wrong (neurological damage,
etc). We're not going do it like that again, as we felt numb for
days.
Thanks,
Jerry. |
Dear
Jerry,
I'm not surprised you were
sick, especially as you mixed them with alcohol, though I doubt you did any
permanent damage.
It is possible they had nasty chemicals added to them,
so if you want to trip on Morning Glory seeds with no chemicals sprayed on to
them, I suggest you buy them from a head shop or web site selling entheogens;
the heavenly blue variety are the best, but there still may be natural toxins
in the seeds.
If you wish to trip on LSA, then a nicer alternative to
Morning Glory seeds are Rivea Corymbosa seeds. These have a genuine history of
shamanic usage among native tribes in Mexico and they don't make you
sick.
Here is how to prepare them. Take about 15 Rivea Corymbosa seeds
and grind them up into a very fine powder and leave them to soak in water over
night. Filter the water and then drink it for a magical trip.
As always,
when taking hallucinogens such as Lysergic Acid, only do so if you are in a
good frame of mind and be prepared for life changing
effects.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I was just
wondering what drug users do with Vicks Vapour Rub? Please
explain?
Yours,
Gembo. |
Dear
Gembo,
They rub it on their
chest to open their sinuses so they can get more oxygen into their drug fucked
minds.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
I live in the USA and sometimes good pot is in short supply or
I lack the sufficient funds. In these cases robo tripping on robotusin or or
coricidin pills (triple c) can provide a very inexpensive trip. Exactly how bad
are these for your liver and would the show up on a drug test?
Yours,
Dane. |
Dear
Dane,
I know nothing about
these strange manmade chemicals you speak off.
If you want information
about that kind of stuff you'll have to ask your local drug store
cowboy.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
I'm 15 and I've done weed many times, but now I tweak a little
and when I was done hitting the blunt with a really big hit my friends told me
it was angle dust and now I get little panic attacks. Is there a way I can stop
this problem?
Thank you,
Menes. |
Dear
Menes,
Panic attacks can be
unpleasant side-effect of chemical abuse, especially nasty shite like angel
dust (PCB); I think you should choose your friends more wisely. Next time they
spike you with angel dust, you should be beat them up with the strength of 10
men.
Meditation and herbal sedatives may help you or seek out a healer.
Valerium root and kava kava are good herbal sedatives; though I say with
regret, our fucking politicians recently banned kava kava in the UK, as it is a
safe, natural alternative to patented pharmaceutical anti-depressants. They
want to carry on ripping the world off with their expensive and toxic
chemicals, so they are continuingly banning herbal remedies, such as kava kava.
Fortunately, kava kava is still legal in the USA.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
Me and my friends were smoking some good weed, we get real
good deals, in a tent we had pitched up during the summer hols where we've been
smoking pot everyday.
One of my mates left a chat on MSN messenger,
which mentioned our tokin' and his Dad, who is in CID, read it.
So his
Dad came down with another Dad and busted us while we were stoned after we just
started on a bong! Everyone is grounded for a month, so I'm now looking for
natural, free ways to get high and I found your site.
I've got some
bananas drying and when my parents go out, I'm having some oranges and cream. I
also read about getting high off smoking the brown peel from peanut shells;
does this work?
I've got reptiles with the UV lights and was thinking of
growing some plants, but seeing as I'm not old enough to own a credit card, how
do I get the seeds and stuff?
Luv da site, it's top shit, n one of da
lads dad who got caught was a rebel like us n used inject weed! How da u do
dat?
Hit me back,
Matthew. |
Dear
Matthew,
Well you see, this is
what happens when you hang around with people associated with the filth and
freemasonry, etc., You really must be more careful in future!
To exact
revenge on this copper, you must encourage his son to become gay, take lots of
acid and hang around with the Hell's Angels©.
As you now have the
humiliation and indignity of being grounded by your parents, you may well have
to seek alternative legal methods of getting high, such as banana skins or
peanut shells; I bet you can't wait to leave home, I know I would if I was
unlucky enough to be in your situation.
You could try the UV light in
your reptile tank to grow cannabis, I think this is a novel idea, but won't
your snake eat your stash?
As for the credit card, you could always
encourage your mate to copy his CID Dad's credit card details and use them to
buy lots of ganja growing equipment.
Finally, the Doctor does not
recommend injecting any substance, especially good smokable weed, you nit
wit!
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear Dr
Hemp,
If Jesus created cannabis it's good right?
I've got a
cannabis plant and its about 50 cm high and has leaves sprouting out all over
the place, but me and my mum, who helps me grow it even though she has a go at
me for smoking the magical substances and calls me a druggie, was wondering
when best to harvest it?
Also, I'd like to know what's the best stoner
music to listen to?
Another biggy is whenever I get stoned I go into a
weird felling of not actually being here, even though I'm physically there. I
can't control what I say and do and I'm just a spectator to my life as it goes
by in a state of stonedness. We called it being in background mood. Is this
state common or normal?
Should I get my mum really stoned to show her
that drugs aren't so bad, as I really get pissed off with people who judge when
they haven't even tried it? Nobody should knock it as the man himself
smoked.
Thanks,
Nidge.
P.S.
Remember Jesus loves you! |
Dear
Nidge,
Wrong,
Jesus did not create cannabis you fool, the Mother Goddess did!
If you
want to get into magic, you'll have to drop the religious dogma; Jesus was just
an Aramaic priest/ sorcerer that, like sorcerers tend to, used various narcotic
substances.
Anyway, on to your questions, the best time to harvest your
bud is when it is ready.
The best stoner music to listen to is either
The Grateful Dead or Black Sabbath.
What you are calling background mood
is some kind of paranoia, which is not common, as most people enjoy smoking da
herb with no problems. Try meditating on an inverted CND symbol and carve an
image of your totem spirit guide to help you. You must also pray to the Mother
Goddess more often.
Yes you should get your mother stoned; cook her some
hash cakes and tell her after she's eaten them she's going to have a great
time. Don't let her have too much or mix it with alcohol, as it will spin her
out, like what happened when I did this to my dear old
mum.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp.
P.S. Cheers for telling me Jesus loves us, but sorcerers are
normally grumpy hairy bigheads and I don't particularly want that dead Jewish
sorcerer loving me, as I think it is much more appropriate I find my own divine
connection to the spirit of love. |
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