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Ask Dr Hemp
Past archives August
2001.
Scroll down the page to read past questions sent to our
pot expert, Dr Hemp. Remember if you have a hemp or drugs related question
- you can e-mail Dr Hemp at [email protected].
Also, for love and sex advice you can ask the Caned In
Totnes sex agony aunt - Dr Hump. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
What goes on in
Totnes? Does everybody toke? Is it really easy to score bud? I live in West
Somerset. Is it worthwhile I driving to Totnes?
By the way, cool
website.
Cheers,
Milo
Fu. |
Dear
Milo Fu,
Just about everybody
in Totnes smokes weed, including the elderly, the infirm, the police, the
judges, Conservative Party members, the clergy, the lot …
It's so
easy to score in Totnes, just ask in any pub or police station. I've even heard
of Internet cafes selling it. Some hippies on the civic square are even willing
to swap it for beads, a mangy dog or a can of Special Brew.
Take a trip
down the M5 and A38 and A384 and you too could float with all the other caners
here.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
Well hey,
what's going on? I been looking for a long time now on a lot of different web
sites for buying some good pot seeds. If you can please write me back and let
me know of any you know about? I would love it.
Thanks buddy,
Matty. |
Dear
Matty,
Try
www.potseeds.co.uk.
Pot seeds only sell guaranteed
F1 seeds (first generation hybrids). Also, unlike some other seed companies,
they ship their seeds to anywhere in the world and you should find their prices
a lot more competitive than most companies.
Do not bother with seeds
that you find inside any weed that you grow, as these will be F2's and of
greatly reduced vigour. Absolutely pointless! I know of some companies who have
sold loads of shit seeds including hemp for an astronomical
price.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I just moved to
a new area and I really want to find someone to buy some buds from, but I don't
know exactly if or how I should approach someone to ask them where I can buy
some.
Regards,
Mark. |
Dear
Mark,
Look out for people with
red eyes and wasted complexions and ask them where they get theirs. Failing
that find some corrupt members of your local drugs squad (there's usually a
few) and ask them to sort you out. Easy. If this fails, then the only option
left is self-sufficiency.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
Hey I have been
doing E for about a year now and I love it, but anyway I was looking through a
High Times magazine and I saw some herbal ecstasy and I was wondering if it is
good or is it just a waste of money?
Thanks,
Sk8erman. |
Dear
Sk8erman,
There are a
number of herbal ecstasies on the market that are a healthy alternative to
their chemical counterparts.
The best ones are from Holland and some
people say they are as good, if not better than the illegal drugs, especially
when one considers the fact most ecstasy pills these days contain little, if
any, MDMA.
Furthermore, herbal ecstasies are made under regulated
conditions, so you know exactly what you are getting, thus avoiding the
potential hazards of consuming unknown chemical concoctions, with the added
bonus of no nasty comedowns or side-effects.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I'm in the USA
and I smoke herb everyday at least four times a day.
I took about three
hits of acid one time and I had a rather bad experience. It all started when I
took some fat ass bong hits and killed them each in one hit, which I could
never do before (dropped at 8pm, now about 1am, not really tripping hard). 20
minutes later, I passed out and started having seizures for about 10 minutes my
friend said. When I woke up, I saw that I had broken the bong while I was out.
For the next 5 hours, my friend had to keep me from going into a daze. I felt
like I was going to die that night. Every time I get high now I feel sort of
like my trip is coming back.
Here's the question: have you ever heard of
someone having a similar experience? (I have heard of bad trips but I have
never heard of people going unconscious and having seizures.)
Also, how
can I get rid of the flashback feeling when I smoke herb?
This shit
really sucks and I would appreciate your help.
Thanks,
A Paranoid Pothead. |
Dear
Paranoid Pothead,
LSD opens up
the same crown charka that can take a Buddhist monk up to 20 years to achieve.
It is a handy fast road to cosmic enlightenment, but can leave one reeling and
dazed from the experience.
Marijuana is a mild hallucinogen which can
reignite those passageways you first became aware of when you took LSD. Give
marijuana a break for a while if it is inducing undesired flashbacks.
Meditation or herbal sedatives will help.
LSD can be great fun and bring
about life-changing spiritual experiences. On a darker note, all hallucinogens
can cause damage to your energies, so I advise you give yourself a chance to
heal and learn. Once your energy body has recovered, you'll probably be able to
enjoy marijuana again as you did before.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I want to know
what does THC do to your body, or brain or whatever, to make you feel in a high
state of mind.
I mean does it send out electrical impulses to the
nervous system, to make your hearing more perceptive or something like that.
What does THC do to make music sound so much different? You know what I
mean; it's hard to explain.
I was thinking about it last night, I got
FUCKING STONED holy shit, I was gone, listening to Pink Floyd, "Dark Side of
the Moon", and I started thinking about that.
Well I know you're not a
scientist, but maybe you got an answer?
Laters,
Brad Rappa. |
Dear
Brad,
I'm not a
scientist and I don't know the answer to your question, but what the fuck -
it's great isn't it? If you do find out the answer, please let us
know.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
What do you
spray on dried Mary Jane? I'm new to the business.
Thanks,
Nev. |
Dear
Nev,
I feel like telling you
to spray some glue on to it, but I'm not that nasty. Why would you want to spay
anything on it at all? If it's good bud, why add anything to
it?
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I live in
America, the land of the free. The home of new ideals and intuitions and the
freedom to choose what is correct for one's own self. Yet marijuana is illegal
in this country, oppressed by a government at war on drugs. The government has
done thousands of studies on therapeutic and recreational uses of marijuana and
even though many studies show that this drug is not potentially dangerous it is
still outlawed.
Both tobacco and alcohol are legal in the U.S. yet both
are more addictive and harmful. And neither has ever shown any signs of medical
use. Marijuana has been proven time and again to be useful in many things from
treating nausea caused by cancer chemotherapy to migraine headaches. It simply
amazes me that our government could so brainwash the public. Many people are so
ignorant as to believe that marijuana is injected.
In short, I would
like to know how to spread what I have learned to others so that they may form
their own opinions about marijuana, even if they contradict my own.
Thanks for your time,
Squeeky
The Stoner in America. |
Dear
Squeeky,
Well what can I say?
Thank you for your letter, you say it how it is, keep spreading the
word.
For more information on organisations who are campaigning
re-legalise marijuana, check out our links page. Also write to politicians, media, etc., and
encourage fellow pot smokers to do the same.
Good luck and remember that
only with people like you spreading the truth, our stupid politicians will see
some sense and end this immoral and unworkable law.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Otregelles,
Firstly,
you are a dork and I don't think you should be smoking cannabis at
all.
Secondly, there is no best way to smoke cannabis, personally I
prefer without tobacco.
Thirdly, if you do want to smoke cannabis when
you are older, I suggest learning how to spell it first. Failing that - you
could always join the police force.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
How do you tell
if a plant is marijuana? Is there anything that looks like marijuana but is
not?
Thanks,
Josh. |
Dear
Josh,
Compare it with the
pictures of cannabis plants on this web site and others. There are some plants
that do look similar to marijuana, but if you dry them out and smoke them, you
won't get stoned.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I want to try
shrooms but I have no idea where to start, which way I should take them or
anything? Can you help?
Thanks,
TnEvn. |
Dear
TnEvn,
Find a good mushroom
identification guide, as eating the wrong ones can be dangerous. Go out with an
experienced user and pick as many as you need.
You can eat them raw,
which is legal in the UK. All preparations, such as tea, cooking mushroom
quiches, etc., or drying them, are illegal in the UK, but some people say what
the hell and do it anyway. Of course, I cannot condone this. I myself tend to
munch them on all fours in a field, much like a cow - this is also legal in the
UK.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I've heard that
eating bud is just a waste and it only works if you cook it with something.
That way the THC will come out of the bud and into the food. Can you explain to
me how you can get stoned without cooking it?
Thanks,
Bombfeener. |
Dear
Bombfeener,
No this is not
true, however, solids, such as pollen or flat-press, are much better suited for
cooking purposes. In fact you will get a stronger high and it will last longer,
as the THC is absorbed more effectively into your body. It is best to melt down
your resin in an oil or butter first and then use this as the basis of your
cake or whatever.
You should try eating space cake, smoking skunk bongs,
popping ecstasy pills, snorting pure MDMA and drinking magic mushroom tea all
in one night and see how high you get. Irresponsible or what?
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
How do you dry
out homegrown marijuana so it is smokeable? How do you make buds? How do you
cut the leaves right?
Thanks,
VONADMX. |
Dear
VONADMX,
The best way of making
marijuana smokeable is by curing it properly. This needs to be done in a
darkened room that has good ventilation and is slightly above room
temperature. Some people have been known to use a dehumidifier in their
drying-room in order to speed up the entire process. Also when storing it, keep
it in a dry, but slightly cooler room - again out of the light as you don't
want your THC crystals to degrade in any way. Tests on stored THC show that the
crystals improve in quality for about 6 weeks, then they slowly start to
diminish thereafter.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
You are doing a
good service to all the Internet stoners out there. I am very keen to start
dealing in the near future and would like some information so as to avoid rip
offs
I am going to start small, beginning with a nine bar. I understand
that a nine bar is nine ounces and weighs about 250 grams. I do not know what
sort of prices they go for, though I presume about £300.
I live in
a shitty area on the welsh border where although I can get hold of the odd
eighth and it is difficult to get more, do you have any suggestions?
Please could you verify my points in particular the weight and price of
the nine bar?
Thank you,
Joe. |
Dear
Joe,
Well, far be it for
me to condone anyone who breaks the law. We all understand that cannabis has to
come from someone. We do not grow cannabis for making into resins in this
country, and there's nothing I like better than pollens and resins from other
countries. However, the prices you have given me tells me that you are not
looking for good cannabis at all, but are instead going to enter the market as
a "soap-bar" dealer. In which case I say that you shouldn't bother at
all.
However, if you want to trade in real cannabis, then you are
generally looking at Moroccan grown resins and pollens. If possible, try and
obtain hashes from other countries as well, though these are generally imported
in smaller amounts and not so much by gangs. There are some amazing hashes
grown in other countries. A nine-bar of a decent hash will cost you anything
from £500-1000 depending on the quality and how good your contacts are.
There is also flat-press, on the cheaper end of the scale, which I believe is
going for around £400-500 on a nine bar. One other bit of advice is watch
your back. It is after all illegal and you could go to prison if you are caught
with large amounts on you. What price is freedom? Have you ever thought of
becoming self-sufficient?
Alternatively, start dealing in addictive
drugs, become addicted yourself, start pimping your sister and move to
Torquay.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I need to know
how much weed is in a bag or tinny and what to look for when buying it of the
street as I have never brought it my self before and don't want to get ripped
off.
Also my friends and me do spots all the time with weed and know one
knows what the hell they are. Even though they are the best way to get the most
out of your weed. Why doesn't any one know what they are?
Thanks,
Marton &
Sheila. |
Dear
Marton & Sheila,
In
Totnes, cannabis bud is approximately £20 for an eighth of an ounce,
along with most pollens, and flat press £10-15 for the same quantity.
Have you ever thought of becoming self-sufficient and growing it yourself? You
would never have to deal with the black market again. Think about that for the
future!
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
Is there any
kind of herb (marijuana) that doesn't drain your energy? A weed that actually
gives you a little energy boost?
Thanks,
Trevor. |
Dear
Trevor,
Have you ever tried
smoking good quality weed without the tobacco. I find that since giving up the
evil weed (tobacco that is), cannabis is a much more refreshing and zingy hit,
and I don't feel half as drained as I used to. If this does you no good then
either stop smoking it altogether or develop yourself an amphetamine habit.
That'll keep you awake - eh!
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I have recently
planted two plants outside. It's been almost two months since they have been
outdoors. I am soon going to move and I have to take them with me. I need to
know if I pull them out of the ground now whether it will damage the plants or
not and how I should go about doing this? I look forward to your reply.
Thanks,
Danny. |
Dear
Danny,
Either take them with
you and risk stressing the plants, which could make them turn hermaphrodite. Or
leave them where they are, it will be a nice surprise for the new people moving
into your house.
If you do want to move them, be careful not to rip the
roots. Not easy.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I'm from South
Africa and here it's pretty easy to get hold of weed. I smoke with everything,
i.e., rasta pipes, joints, buckets, hubblies, vaporizers, blunts, etc.,
however, one-hit bongs are my favourite. My question is whether it is healthier
to smoke bong because of the water? And if so why is it healthier?
Laters,
Loots. |
Dear
Loots,
Yes! Bongs are
healthier, as they take a lot of the crap (tar in English) out of the smoke,
cool it down to a reasonable temperature (especially if you use ice cubes in
the reservoir) and generally makes you cough less, which can't be a bad
thing!
Regards,
Dr
Hemp.
P.S. To truly enjoy the full smoking experience, I strongly
suggest not having an Afrikaans partner, as mine was hell on Earth! |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
Can you get
stoned on grass grown from hemp seeds? Not a branded seed like skunk, etc.,
just normal hemp?
Many thanks,
Bollox. |
Dear
Mr Bollox,
Only if you mix it
with THC or something. I once tried mixing hemp with LSD and things got
extremely trippy. Good stuff!
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I have a
queston for u how bad is asid and mushroom for u does it give u brane damige
like thay say or wut? people say that exdisy is less harmful then asid and I
wont to now the truth I now that mushrooms is a wiald thing that grows same
with pot but asid isint wut r the bad things asid and mushrooms and pot can do
to u? that is my queston.
Thanx,
Naughty Dog. |
Dear
Naughty Dog,
From the
look of your spelling, I'd say all of them have done irreparable damage to your
brain. In truth, all things taken to an excess can do damage if not kill.
Ecstasy has a toxicity limit somewhere around 3 grams. LSD in large doses can
send you on a trip that you never quite come back from - same with mushrooms.
Cannabis can be responsible for some people being committed to psychiatric
hospitals. The choices you make in life are yours.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I've got a few
questions for you:
- Can you usually take beaners straight off the bud and
grow them?
- Is there any such thing as "legal buds"? because
I've seen them on the net but what does that mean?
- A while ago I sprayed some cologne on my glass pipe
and I cant get the taste of the cologne out how can I get rid of it?
- Do buds really flower?
- My weed is growing pretty well, but the buds look
unusual cuz they aren't long and straight; they are in little short bunches -
what's with that?
From a fellow bud smoker,
Chris Hagen. |
Dear
Chris,
Thanks for the
questions, here are some answers.
- I take it you mean can you root a cutting from a bud?
And the answer is generally no, as the plant has gone into a different cycle in
order to flower it. This is not conducive to fresh root growth; take your
cuttings whilst in the growing phase.
- Legal buds usually mean they're crap and not worth
the money as there is no THC in them; therefore you won't get stoned. I
recommend that you use cannabis, which is much better.
- Throw it in the dustbin
- Yes.
- Send us a picture and we'll do our best to let you
know - even better, you could send us a sample for us to smoke.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I recently got
some weed leaves and I have no idea how to dry them out. Please help me
out.
Thanks,
Joe
Bow. |
Dear
Joe,
Do not bother drying
them out. Throw them away and replace them with some decent
bud.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I have a male
plant which is in serious flower but it not contaminating my females. The
question is: what do I do with the male? Is it worth letting it grow? Is the
male a waste of space as I do not wish to germinate and re-plant the seeds?
Thanks,
Webmaster. |
Dear
Webmaster,
I am afraid to
say that your male flower has already contaminated your females, unless you
have kept it in a separate room well away from your grow room.
Only
grow from F1 seeds in the future, but still look out, as they can still produce
males, so you will want to. If possible grow from F1 cuttings that have already
been sex your plant before you go into production. You can buy 100% female
seeds, however, they can still hermaphrodite and are much more expensive. It
might be easier to plant a few seeds and pluck out any males.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
My boyfriend
smokes weed and I have never. My questions are:
- Does weed make you impotent? Can it also make you cum
faster?
- I found a one hit pipe. Do you get high faster or is
your high stronger? with certain methods of smoking? Why doesn't he use a bong
instead of a pipe?
- What is hash? Is that the same thing as weed just
another name?
- What other drugs can weed be mixed with when smoked?
Can you see or smell if weed has another drug mixed with it?
Pardon my ignorance. I'm trying to learn
more.
Thanks,
Charitofama. |
Dear
Charitofama,
- I have heard of weed making you impotent, however, I
feel this could be due to something else such as stress or tobacco. It might
make you cum faster, if you got really excited, but it can also prolong
performance.
- It's stronger than a joint and cleaner. Tobacco can
make the hit seem more sedated, I reckon he's made the right choice.
- Generally hash is used to describe cannabis in solid
resin form, but it's all from the same plant.
- Some people mix cannabis with other drugs such as
cocaine, opium, etc., however, smoking a chemical can be very harmful to the
lungs, for example, if unfiltered it can be swallowed while still burning.
Ouch!
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I have also
heard that the longest joint is 25 metres long! I don't know how long it took
to smoke though.
Great site,
Pot Head. |
Dear
Pot Head,
Well what can I say
- beat that! Send me a photo or the actual joint itself and I'll let you know
how long it took to smoke it.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I have just
learned that my 20 year old son has tried pot and has been smoking it since
February. I'm worried that this experimentation with pot could lead him to try
other harmful drugs. I personally don't feel that pot is that bad if done in
moderation, but my opinion is that it can be a gateway drug for people that
tend to have addictive personalities. I'm scared that he will try something
that may grab him hard. How can I try to keep him from making wrong choices. Am
I on the right track here?
What kind of credentials do you have that
make you an expert in this area?
Thank you,
Lore. |
Dear
Lore,
Well, here's an answer.
Firstly, no I do not have any recognised qualifications, other than 20 years+
experience in smoking cannabis and using other drugs, and have pretty much
tried them all. I understand that you feel anxious about your son using drugs
and that he may get in to something that he can't control. Hopefully I am going
to give you some good advice, so that both you and he can deal with his
drug-taking in the future. You are probably right, he is going to want to try
other drugs in the future, and without a good bit of education, it is easy to
lose it.
I would say that you are on the right track here, and that to
be a responsible parent you should encourage him to be honest about his drug
use, without it becoming an issue or something that you take offence at. After
all, the more honest you are with each other the more he is going to respect
you for being concerned. Also find out as much as you can about drugs and amaze
him with your knowledge. Remember to include all drugs, i.e., tobacco alcohol
and hospital drugs as well (diazepam, temazepam, codeine, etc., as well as
hallucinogenic plants barks, cactuses, toads and mushrooms, or indeed
anything). This can all be found on the Internet.
Maybe you could allow
him to bring his friends back for a smoke and they could do it in front of you
(do watch out, as this is illegal, but probably the best way of you knowing
what is going on). Talk to them about what drugs they want to try, or have been
trying. I think you are a most responsible parent and other people could learn
a lot from you.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I have been
smoking for years but always kept it from my parents. Since moving out my
parents found out a lot about me, smoking draw was one of them and from that
point it has been one big lesson for them. Well I managed to get them to join
me in a smoke after dinner one night, but they would rather eat it. I know that
the cooking side of things is slightly different for skunk than it is for
solids so do you have any nice recipes that I can try on them?
Please
tell me soon,
Barry. |
Dear
Barry,
My advice is to buy a cook
book, some resin and cook them a nice meal with the resin added to the
ingredients. What a nice son you are. An example to all.
Regards,
Dr Hemp.
P.S. Check
out other answers on this web site for more cannabis cooking tips. Also, we are
soon to be adding a caners' recipe section to the 'Caned In Totnes' web
site. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
What is the
best way of growing hemp? As I could grow fuck loads of it!
Please tell
me soon,
Jonathan
Martin. |
Dear
Jonathan,
Do not under any
circumstances grow hemp, unless you want to break into the rope or clothing
industries. I suggest that you grow a cannabis that has THC in it. I personally
prefer Haze X Lights no 5. Get yourself a good book and get on with it. Please
send us a photo and a sample of your product when finished.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
When I'm out of
weed and I really want to get high and there is nothing I can do.
I was
wondering if there is any kind of food that I'll get high
off?
Thanks,
Monsoon. |
Dear
Monsoon,
There are loads of
things you can take to get high. Psychedelic mushrooms are a good one, but not
if you have to go to work. So is space cake, but of course you need cannabis
for that. Nutmeg is also useful, but very difficult to keep down and also
somewhat deadly in great quantity. Anything spiked with LSD seems to do the
trick too.
Have you ever thought of growing your own? Then you may
never run out again!
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I have heard
about how to cook weed in like a cake or brownies, instead of smoking it. But
all of those say that it needs like an ounce of weed for one cake. What would
it be if I wanted like one brownie or one piece of cake? (How much pot would I
put in it?) I'm going on a 5 hour family road trip to my grandmas so I want to
try it out, but I only want one piece that will keep me high for the whole
trip. I cant get like an ounce or anything for a big trip. Basically, I'm
asking: If I wanted to get stoned by eating something that had weed baked in
it, how do I do it?
Thanks,
Eric.
P.S. When I am cooking it,
will it stink? |
Dear
Eric,
Use resin as this
cooks the best. Resins can also be eaten without cooking, though the dosage is
a little difficult to get right, and the effects can be a great deal stronger.
Enjoy and I'm sure it will smell great.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
My darling
Dr Hemp,
I smoke weed
quite often, when I first started out I would get giggly and laugh non-stop, it
has changed since then and I have been doing it more often. Anyway, I was
writing to ask you if you had any experiences or if you would know why, when I
smoke dope I see people in a totally different way? Usually worse! It is like I
look deeper into them and their personality and I usually do not like what I
see when I am straight I sometimes notice and look at somebody like I do when I
am stoned, not realising. It is like when they talk certain words just stand
out and they sound totally stupid saying it.
Anyway sorry for shitting
on - I tend to do that. Please write back if you have heard of anyone doing
this before. My friends say it does not happen to them.
Keep chongin,
Rebecca Mills. |
Dear
Rebecca,
The reason that
similar things are not happening to your friends is that you are special. I
mean that in a Jesus Christ sort of way. You are chosen to hear and see things
differently, and when the time arrives you will strip down to nothing and run
through the streets, shouting and pissing over all the passers-by until you
reach the local police station, where with an incense stick and a few beads,
you will bring peace and calm to the universe, and people will look up to you
and say "Rebecca, hmm, she understands".
An alternative theory is that
you are losing your mind, and are becoming a wreck. There is no way back except
that you receive treatment from a psychiatrist, with daily injections in your
buttocks.
If that seems a little extreme, maybe you should smoke less.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
Where can I
found some very good skunk (or indoor similar weed ) in London?
From a
skunkaholic friend,
Dimitri. |
Dear
Dimitri,
Try looking out for
people with red eyes and a wasted complexion. If this fails try asking a
crooked member of the local Met, of which I am sure there are many. Say
something like, "Hey Mr Police Officer, I bet you smoke really good weed off
duty. Do you think you could get me some next time you go in to your drug
store? I'm willing to pay top prices". If that fails, then ever thought of
growing your own?
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I need your
help. I recently started smoking skunk. My mates and dealer say I should get a
bong but I don't know what it is or how to smoke it! Please give me some
advice.
Thanks,
Natalie. |
Dear
Natalie,
A bong is a device used
for smoking cannabis through fluids which cool the smoke. I have also tried
vodka bongs, rum bongs, whiskey bongs and a combination of all three. Skunk is
particularly good for bongs and you must not put tobacco in a bong.
The
fluid becomes dirty after a while and must be replaced, making alcohol bongs a
bit more expensive, so most people use water (ice cubes are a great addition to
any bong).
If you want to get very caned,
then a bong is very good for this purpose, especially if you do 30 in a
row.
To the right is a picture of my bong, which I like, as it often
gets me very caned.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I think it is
an outrage that squid is illegal and they should legalize squid now.
Regards,
Marmoset. |
Dear
Marmoset,
To the
best of my knowledge squid is not illegal or ever has been. Therefore, it has
become popular amongst seafood diners and the elderly, but it should be noted
that squid is a killer and not a family dish.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I am very fond
of smoking and I am having a few troubles.
a.) I have no money to keep
me satisfied.
b.) I have a job.
c.) Neither A nor B are my true problem.
It comes to pass that after smoking I proceed to get very dizzy,
light-headed, and then proceed to hurl, but only sometimes. I know the first
two symptoms are normal, but what is up with that last one? Is it a side affect
from a medication I am taking? Or could I be allergic? Please help me! This
upchucking is really ruining my highs and making me miserable!
Sincerely,
Sickened
Stoner. |
Dear
Sickened Stoner,
I do this a bit
myself sometimes, and your right it's not pleasant at all. My advice is stop
smoking it and take up knitting, or eating it. Knitting will not ruin your
lungs and keep you warm on a cold winter's day, though some people in their
advanced years seem to get addicted to patterns and is therefore no good if you
have an addictive personality.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
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