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Ask Dr Hemp
November - December
2001.
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pot expert, Dr Hemp. Remember if you have a cannabis or drugs related
question - you can e-mail Dr Hemp at
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Totnes sex agony aunt - Dr Hump. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I just took a
piss test for my probation officer the other day and the last time I smoked was
about 2 ½ weeks ago. I was wondering how long it takes (without using
and detoxifications or anything) to get out of your system?
Thanks,
Greenflo. |
Dear
Greenflo,
It takes from 14 to 90
days for cannabis not to show up in a urine test if you are a regular user. For
a single use of cannabis it will only last between 24 - 72 hours. It generally
takes about 28 days and if you have to take a urine test for drugs it is very
advisable to get some detoxification formulas, if you have taken cannabis
within this time.
There are many different formulas that are legal out
there which flush your system temporarily. Though some people say that they
don't work, they do work! I strongly recommend
www.testclear.com.
Please
note that these products do not permanently clean out your system, so don't
think that all you have to do is do this once and you're safe until you do
cannabis again. These methods usually last a few hours and only temporarily
hide the drugs in your system.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I've been
offered a quarter of purple haze for £30 and I'm not quite sure what
purple haze is. I know that it is cannabis mixed with something, I think that
it's LSD, but I'm not sure. Is this a good price and what exactly is purple
haze?
Regards,
Francis. |
Dear
Francis,
Purple haze is
just skunk that is calcium deficient, no LSD involved.
Regards,
Dr Hemp.
P.S. £30
is a good price (can I have some?) |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I have searched
all over the net but can you tell me any reasonable ways of staying ripped
longer. Please help!
Regards,
Werty. |
Dear
Werty,
You will stay
stoned for longer if you eat pot, as opposed to smoking
it.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
What happens to
the sperm count when you smoke marijuana seeds?
Please get right back I
need that info A.S.A.P.
DABBS. |
Dear
DABBS,
I have two kids and
practicing for more, so I shouldn't worry.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
What's a good
way if your smoking in your house to get rid of the smell so you wont get
caught by your parents?
Thanks,
Canibus. |
Dear
Canibus,
Joss sticks work fine
for this purpose, as do air fresheners that you can buy in any supermarket.
Leave your window open slightly and if possible try to smoke near the
window.
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I've heard that
the longest joint ever rolled was 25 meters long and took 3 days for this
fortunate man to smoke? Am I being fooled? If so, what is?
Cheers from a
bunch of Spliters,
H, J &
N. |
Dear
H, J & N,
I've no idea
what is the world record for the longest joint ever rolled and doesn't say in
the Guinness Book of Records. If it is 25 metres, I should like to have a go at
beating that. Does anyone wish to supply the ganja for this very worthwhile
cause? If so, e-mail me at [email protected].
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
How are the
affects of eating marijuana different than that of smoking it? What are the
physical differences? Will it show up on drug tests?
Please
respond,
Clown209. |
Dear
Clown209,
By eating pot you will
absorb more of the cannabinoids and THC into your system. When marijuana is
smoked some of it is wasted when it burns. You tend to trip out more when
eating pot and it's more intense. Also you can get bad munchies.
Smoking or eating pot will show up on drug tests, so if you are likely
to be drug tested get some detox formulas. Check out
www.testclear.com who will help
you to pass your drug test while at the same time you can continue to enjoy the
wonders of our favourite plant (smoking or eating).
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
How do you
inhale? I am new at all this and I would like to know how to smoke correctly, I
don't want to look dumb ... any tips?
Please email me back thank
you,
BUTTA LUV . |
Dear
BUTTA LUV ,
Breath from the
diaphragm and not from the chest, relax and enjoy.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I've been told
that drug-sniffing dogs will occasionally go through my room at college. Since
I happen to keep my stash in my room is there any place or way that the dogs
would not be able to detect it?
Paranoid as hell,
Brandi Brussel. |
Dear
Brandi Brussel,
Get
some aniseed spray for your room and also sprinkle black pepper over the
carpet.
Alternatively, you may consider hiding your stash outside of
your college room, perhaps under a bush or dig a little hole
somewhere.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I'm going to
spend a few days in London soon and I was just wondering:
1. How easy
is it to get cannabis there? Any tips on how to get it would be just
fine.
2. What kind is being sold there (marihuana, hash ...)?
3.
Price?
4. Risk of getting caught?
Regards,
Stoned Pimp. |
Dear
Stoned Pimp,
I used to live in
London before I moved to Devon. It's a piece of piss to get hold of cannabis,
just avoid the yuppie areas and look for alternative looking people. You can
get hold of anything and it should cost about £20-25 for an eighth of
skunk and £10-15 for an eighth of solid.
Your chances of getting
caught are pretty slim as long as you are sensible.
I hope this helps
and that you have a very stoned time in London - it's a great
city!
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I am planning
on doing shrooms over my vacation, but I just wanted to know: Are there any
risks? and can you die from it?
Thanx,
Queen of Shotties. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
Can you tell me
of any good books on the subject of hash? i.e. making it for of course
educational reasons. I can't find any!
Regards,
Mark. |
Dear
Mark,
The best book that I
can recommend you is the The Great Book of Hemp, Rowan Robinson,
published by Park Street Press Rochester, Vermont 1996. ISBN 0-89281-541-8.
The Great Book of Hemp is your complete guide to the world's most
extraordinary plant. I have a copy of this book and it is indeed the pot
smokers' bible.
You may also be interested to know that there is a
drugs bibliography on the
Caned In Totnes web site.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
Hey what's up
yall I got a big problem .... I gotta go through some assessment course
tomorrow in preparation for my court hearing, and chances are they're gonna
give me a drug test is there anything that you know of that I can find around
my house to help me pass this test? I'd really appreciate
it.
Peace,
Mewt43. |
Dear
Mewt43,
Try out you local head and
health food shops for any detox liquid or spray also why not check out our good
friends at www.testclear.com.
Regards,
Dr Hemp. |
Dear
Dr Hemp,
I notice some
of the tips of my leaves are turning a yellowish colour. I believe 1) too close
to the lights or 2) in need of some nutrients. What is your diagnosis? Also a
very minimal amount of the leaves of my four ladies are an off colour green
compared to the dark green indica look. I think I'm doing quite good for my
first attempt but would appreciate some expert advice. Finally I have been
surfing around the web for seeds and came across this guy in the states selling
at excellent prices. Not sure if he is legit. I forgot to bookmark so I will
get back to you with the URL. If he is not legit we should get the word out as
soon as possible.
Regards,
Zxcyguy. |
Dear
Zxcyguy,
Your leaves are
turning a yellowish colour because you probably have them too close to the
lights. If you are doing bio, use Canna Vega Floris as a food and if you are
using hydro, then I suggest the Canna is very good to start for the first four
week and then move on to Sensi Bloom for the next four weeks. Finally, give
them another four weeks of water and no food.
Also to answer the final
part of your question - it is not illegal to buy or sell seeds in the UK as
long as they are classified as souvenirs or fishing bait, etc.,
Regards,
Dr
Hemp. |
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